What is the digestive system?

The digestive system is a system which starts with one hole and ends with one hole

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What did people start calling the medical school that allowed animals to study medicine?

The hippocampus.

Why did the young ghost leave the party?

Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!

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What do you call a cow that fell in a hole?

A hole-y Cow!

Why do bald men cut holes in there pockets?

To run their hands through their hair

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What word starts with F and ends in uck?

Firetruck. The answer is Firetruck.

Why is the north pole of a magnet red?

Because they don't have seals on the south pole Takes a while to get, but it's worth it in the end.

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Why was the CEO of Pepsi fired?

They caught him with an ounce of coke in his system.

How fast can you hack into the system!?

20-25 minutes." "You've got 10 minutes!" "Okay, well then I can't." - real life spy dialogues