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What is the digestive system?

The digestive system is a system which starts with one hole and ends with one hole

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What starts out happy but ends in tears?

Marriage

What do bees say to psych themselves up at the start of their day?

Leeeeeetttttssss get rrrrrrrrrready to Buuuuuuummmmmmmmmmbbbbbbllllllleeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs......hanging on the wall?

Art...floating in the sea Bob...laying on the floor Matt...down in a hole Phil...sitting in a pot Stu...

Why are we watching a live internet stream of men exiting a hole?

Isn't this using the internet backwards

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How is prison like quidditch?

The game ends when they catch the snitch

How many members of Linkin Park does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, cuz in the end it doesn't even matter!!!

System Jokes More System Jokes

What bands did they hire to play at the Developmental Disability Conference?

System of a Downs My Chemical Imbalance. Youth In Asia

When is it acceptable to not tip your server?

When your a system admin, and your server if tipped could destroy many websites.