What is the digestive system?

The digestive system is a system which starts with one hole and ends with one hole

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!

Why wasn't the bike starting?

Because it was 'two-tyred'.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

Why do married men love golf so much?

Because it's not the same three holes over and over again.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What do feet and fairytales have in common?

They're both leg ends.

What did the dog say when he chased his tail?

This is the end.

System Jokes More System Jokes

What do you call a web developer who enjoys finding bugs in the system?

A spider

Why did the hipster dislike physics?

Cause the system is broke, yo.