What is the definition of "moon"?

The past tense of "moo"!

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What's the definition of a Polygamist?

Pupil: A parrot with more than one wife!

What is the definition of masurbation?

Coming unscrewed

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Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

Why did the Moon break up with Earth?

The Moon said they were slowly drifting apart.

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What did the cow say to the masked robber?

Moo.

Why do cows need four legs to walk?

Because they lactose. Moo

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What do you call an English teacher who used to have anxiety?

Past tense.

What is the past tense of 'think'?

So I thought and thought and thought and eventually I picked 'thinked'.