What is the definition of "moon"?

The past tense of "moo"!

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How can you tell if a dictionary has been working out?

You can see the definition.

What's the definition of a quarter tone?

A. A bagpiper tuning his drones.

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What is the definition of "moon"?

The past tense of "moo"!

What do you call a clock on the moon?

A lunartick.

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How do you make cultured milk?

You take it to the Moo-seum.

What does a cow ride when his car is broken?

A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!

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What is the past tense of 'think'?

So I thought and thought and thought and eventually I picked 'thinked'.

What do you call an English teacher who used to have anxiety?

Past tense.