April Sale - 20% Off

What is the definition of "moon"?

The past tense of "moo"!

Previous Random Joke Next
Definition Jokes More Definition Jokes

What do the English and Welsh have in common?

Kids are their definition of a good time.

What is the definition of a good farmer?

A man outstanding in his field.

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Why did ISIS burn 10000 copies of "Dark Side Of The Moon"?

Because it's a terrible album.

Why do telescopes like the Moon so much?

Because they find him very down to earth.

Moo Jokes More Moo Jokes

What Does A Ghost Cow Say?

Moo!

Why did the cow cross the road?

Parent: "Wh-" Me: "Moo!"

Past Tense Jokes More Past Tense Jokes

What do you call an English teacher who used to have anxiety?

Past tense.

What is the past tense of 'think'?

So I thought and thought and thought and eventually I picked 'thinked'.