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What is the definition of "moon"?

The past tense of "moo"!

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What's the definition of eternity?

Four blondes waiting at a four way stop.

What is the definition of diplomacy?

The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.

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What do you call a Cow on the moon?

A Moo - nwalker

Why did ISIS burn 10000 copies of "Dark Side Of The Moon"?

Because it's a terrible album.

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What do cows wear when they're vacationing in Hawaii?

Moo moos

What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?

Happy Birthday to MOO Happy Birthday to Moo

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What is the definition of "moon"?

The past tense of "moo"!

What do you call an English teacher who used to have anxiety?

Past tense.