What is the definition of "moon"?

The past tense of "moo"!

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What's the definition of a Yankee?

A. Same thing as a "quickie" only you do it yourself.

What's the definition of a Wookiee?

Someone who doesn't have any expewience

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Why don't they have a concert on the moon?

No atmosphere

Why didn't the astronauts stay on the moon?

Because it was a full moon and there was no room.

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What did the cow say to the masked robber?

Moo.

What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?

Happy Birthday to MOO Happy Birthday to Moo

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What is the definition of "moon"?

The past tense of "moo"!

What is the past tense of 'think'?

So I thought and thought and thought and eventually I picked 'thinked'.