Moo Jokes

What Does A Ghost Cow Say?

Moo!

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How many cow-lories does a cheeseburger have?

Moo many...

What did the cow say when she got hit by a car?

Moo." What did the cow saw when she fell into a ditch? "Moo." What did the cow say when she fell onto the electric fence? "Moo." What did the cow say when she got hit by a train? "Why does everything always happen to meeee?" Protip: My dad wrote this joke for me when I was six.

What lives on a farm and says moo?

A bilingual chicken

How do you make cultured milk?

You take it to the Moo-seum. I know this joke is terrible, but I totally came up with it on my own, but I'm sure it exists already.

What do cows wear when they're vacationing in Hawaii?

Moo moos

What is the definition of "moon"?

The past tense of "moo"!

Why do cows need four legs to walk?

Because they lactose. Moo

What animal lives on the farm and says "moo"?

A bilingual chicken

What's a cow's favorite chemical?

Molybdenum monoxide MoO

What does a cow ride when his car is broken?

A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!

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What did the cow say to the masked robber?

Moo.

What does the interrupting cow say?

HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text

Why do cows moo?

Because their horns don't work.

Why did the cow cross the road?

Parent: "Wh-" Me: "Moo!"

What do you call a cow that can't moo?

A milk dud Credit to my 5 year old nephew

What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?

Happy Birthday to MOO Happy Birthday to Moo

What did the cow say to the paintbrush?

Moo. As told by my kid this morning.

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What's the worst part about being a railroad conductor?

The training.

What's the best thing from New York City?

The train to Boston

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Why French Fighter jet are name phantom?

Because they don't exist.

Why doesn't God like pizza?

Because he doesn't exist.

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What do you call a Saudi cow?

A moo-slim

What do you call a skinny, Islamic cow?

A moo-slim.

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What do you call a skinny tree that raps?

Slim Shady

What's the difference between Bill Cosby and a Rap artist?

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What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?

A wash and wear wolf

Why do they wear skirts in New Zealand?

Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Fun Jokes More Fun Jokes

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.

What do politicians do for fun?

Rave at the party.

Hawaii Jokes More Hawaii Jokes

What did the hungry terrorist say when he went on a vacation to Hawaii?

ALOHA SNACKBAR***

What did the muslim man say when he arrived at his resort in Hawaii?

Aloha Snackbar!

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What do you call a cow in a 6 second video?

A BoVine

What's the difference between Nine-Eleven and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years straight. Be gentle... it's my cake day