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Moo Jokes

What Does A Ghost Cow Say?

Moo!

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

How many cow-lories does a cheeseburger have?

Moo many...

What did the cow say when she got hit by a car?

Moo." What did the cow saw when she fell into a ditch? "Moo." What did the cow say when she fell onto the electric fence? "Moo." What did the cow say when she got hit by a train? "Why does everything always happen to meeee?" Protip: My dad wrote this joke for me when I was six.

What lives on a farm and says moo?

A bilingual chicken

How do you make cultured milk?

You take it to the Moo-seum. I know this joke is terrible, but I totally came up with it on my own, but I'm sure it exists already.

What do cows wear when they're vacationing in Hawaii?

Moo moos

What is the definition of "moon"?

The past tense of "moo"!

Why do cows need four legs to walk?

Because they lactose. Moo

What animal lives on the farm and says "moo"?

A bilingual chicken

What's a cow's favorite chemical?

Molybdenum monoxide MoO

What does a cow ride when his car is broken?

A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!

I Love Pizza & You

I Love Pizza & You

What did the cow say to the masked robber?

Moo.

What does the interrupting cow say?

HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text

Why do cows moo?

Because their horns don't work.

Why did the cow cross the road?

Parent: "Wh-" Me: "Moo!"

What do you call a cow that can't moo?

A milk dud Credit to my 5 year old nephew

What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?

Happy Birthday to MOO Happy Birthday to Moo

What did the cow say to the paintbrush?

Moo. As told by my kid this morning.

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What does an accountant call a friend's birthday party?

X-post from /r/tax) A present liability!

What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?

Happy Birthday to MOO Happy Birthday to Moo

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do you call a whale that isn't wearing any underwear?

Free Willy

What was the victim of the car crash wearing?

A Casualty (Casual-Tee, as in Tee-Shirt) 100% Guraneed Originality You can know for sure I made it up because of how corny it is...

Bilingual Chicken Jokes More Bilingual Chicken Jokes

What lives on a farm and says moo?

A bilingual chicken

What animal lives on the farm and says "moo"?

A bilingual chicken

Electric Fence Jokes More Electric Fence Jokes

What did the cow say when she got hit by a car?

Moo." What did the cow saw when she fell into a ditch? "Moo." What did the cow say when she fell onto the electric fence? "Moo." What did the cow say when she got hit by a train? "Why does everything always happen to meeee?" Protip: My dad wrote this joke for me when I was six.

How do people usually feel after touching an electric fence?

Shocked.

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

How would you like to make a donation to our local orphanage?

Dad: yea sure yells up to me son, you live with this guy now!

What do you call a dad without jeans?

A potato.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of trails does a crazy person travel?

Psychopaths. (I hate myself)

What kind of company is a 24 hours hamburger joint?

Fry-by-night!

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

Why do the KGB operate in groups of three?

A. "One can read, one can write and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals."

Why did the composer spend all his time in bed?

He wrote sheet music.

Rap Jokes More Rap Jokes

What do you call a girl that raps about women rights?

Feminem.

What does the rapping shepard sing to his flock?

Ewe, crank that soldier boy!