What did the cow say to the paintbrush?

Moo. As told by my kid this morning.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What playground equipment do kids hate the most?

The slide into poverty.

What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no limbs?

Names.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you know your friend has been at the gym?

Don't worry, he'll tell you.

What do you tell a metal head who's walking on an icy street?

Slip not.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What cows give each other when they meet?

A milkshake.

How do cows communicate?

Moorse code.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads?

Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course*!"

Why does a farmer look out of his window in the morning?

Because he can't see through the wall.

Moo Jokes More Moo Jokes

What do cows wear when they're vacationing in Hawaii?

Moo moos

How do you make cultured milk?

You take it to the Moo-seum.