What did the cow say to the paintbrush?

Moo. As told by my kid this morning.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch?

Names.

When are YOU going to start having kids?

Me: When are you going to stop

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How can you tell if someone is an entrepreneur?

Don't worry, they'll tell you

Why did the cowboy have a weiner dog?

Somebody told him to get a long little doggy.

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What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?

A milk dud!

What do you get if you cross history and a cow?

A moo-suem.

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What time do you get up in the morning?

About an hour and a half after I arrived at school

How did the toad feel in the morning?

A little bit froggy

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What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?

Happy Birthday to MOO Happy Birthday to Moo

What's a cow's favorite chemical?

Molybdenum monoxide MoO