What did the cow say to the paintbrush?

Moo. As told by my kid this morning.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Where can you always find kids by themselves?

Edit: i forgot to say please.

What's the difference between Stanley Yelnats and the rest of the kids in Holes?

He was just a nerdy digger.

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Where do weirdos ride their bicycles?

Psycho-paths. (as told by one of my coworkers)

What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

How can you tell a cow isn't listening to you?

Everything you say goes in one ear and out the udder!

What do you get from a cow on the North Pole?

Cold cream!

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What time does an engineer set his alarm clock for?

Around Thevenin the morning

What do hamburger workers say on Monday morning?

Well it's back to the old grind!

Moo Jokes More Moo Jokes

What does a cow ride when his car is broken?

A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!

What Does A Ghost Cow Say?

Moo!