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What did the cow say to the paintbrush?

Moo. As told by my kid this morning.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What is a black guy's favorite game to play with the kids?

Peekaboo.

Why did Subway take Jared so seriously?

It was obvious he was kidding.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?

When she starts her sentence with, "A man once told me..."

What food can tell you if a girl is pregnant?

Chickpea

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow that just had a baby?

Decalfinated

What do you call it when the only cow on your dairy farm won't produce milk?

Utter despair.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What's a pigs favorite morning tv show?

Morning Ham

What's the second hardest thing in the morning?

Getting out of the bed!

Moo Jokes More Moo Jokes

What does a cow ride when his car is broken?

A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!

What lives on a farm and says moo?

A bilingual chicken