What does a grizzly wear under his fur?

Under-bear.

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How many bears does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

The bear minimum

What was the bear protesting?

His right to human arms

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Why did Napoleon wear sleeves?

For his armies

Why did the mermaid wear SeaShells?

Because she outgrew her B-Shells. Ha...

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What does a grizzly wear under his fur?

Under-bear.

What do you call a country of grizzlies that is always stoned?

A hibearnation.

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What does a limo driver and a hairy stripper have in common?

They both get paid to chauffeur. (show fur)

What's 8 feet tall, covered in fur, and walks around the Himalayas undermining your arguments by attacking your character?

The Adhomineminal Snowman