What does a grizzly wear under his fur?

Under-bear.

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What do performing bears at the circus get for lunch?

30 minutes.

What do you call bears without ears?

B.

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Why don't witches wear underwear?

So they can get a better grip of the broom.

What do most people wear to court?

Law-suits

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Why didn't the grizzly bear dissolve?

Because he wasn't polar

What do you call the largest number of grizzlies you can fit in a car?

The bear maximum

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Why was Beethoven making a lot of money?

His property was Fur Elise

What's 8 feet tall, covered in fur, and walks around the Himalayas undermining your arguments by attacking your character?

The Adhomineminal Snowman