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What does a grizzly wear under his fur?

Under-bear.

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What is a bear after it is 10 years old?

11 years old.

Why are bears so hairy?

They don't have salons in the jungle!

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What clothing designer do vampires prefer to wear?

Alexander Fang

Why did the golfer wear two pants?

He got a hole in one

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What do you call a country of grizzlies that is always stoned?

A hibearnation.

What do you call the largest number of grizzlies you can fit in a car?

The bear maximum

Fur Jokes More Fur Jokes

Why was Beethoven making a lot of money?

His property was Fur Elise

What side of the dog has the most fur?

The Outside.