What does a grizzly wear under his fur?

Under-bear.

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What is a bear after it is 10 years old?

11 years old.

What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear?

Winnie the Pooh!

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What has long ears four legs and is worn on your head?

An Easter bunnet!

Why do mermaids wear sea shells?

Because D-shells are too big and B-shells are too small.

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What does a grizzly wear under his fur?

Under-bear.

Why didn't the grizzly bear dissolve?

Because he wasn't polar

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Why was Beethoven making a lot of money?

His property was Fur Elise

What does a grizzly wear under his fur?

Under-bear.