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What does a grizzly wear under his fur?

Under-bear.

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What do you call bears with no ears?

B

What has 3 thumbs and was born near a nuclear power plant?

This guy

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What's your favorite song?

Me, to a baby wearing a Metallica shirt at the grocery store.

What's the difference between a man on a unicycle wearing a tuxedo and a man on a bicycle wearing a tank top?

Attire.

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What do you call a flying Grizzly?

A bearoplane

What does a grizzly wear under his fur?

Under-bear.

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What does a grizzly wear under his fur?

Under-bear.

Why was Beethoven making a lot of money?

His property was Fur Elise