What does a grizzly wear under his fur?

Under-bear.

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How do we know that Jesus wasn't born in Mexico?

Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin.

When two bears asked a pastor to marry them in the forest, what did he say?

Hold on, let me get my bear rings.

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What do tigers wear in bed?

Stripey pyjamas!

Whoa! Dude! Why is Judge Judy in my house?

And why is she wearing my underpants

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What do you call a flying Grizzly?

A bearoplane

Why didn't the grizzly bear dissolve?

Because he wasn't polar

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Why was Beethoven making a lot of money?

His property was Fur Elise

What does a grizzly wear under his fur?

Under-bear.