Which astronaut wears the biggest helmet?

The one with the biggest head.

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What type of knot do you tie in space?

An astronaut.

Where do astronauts leave their spaceships?

At parking meteors.

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell into the snow?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

What kind of underwear do old people wear?

Depends.

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Which astronaut wears the biggest helmet?

The one with the biggest head.

What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common?

Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth!