Which astronaut wears the biggest helmet?

The one with the biggest head.

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Why don't astronauts take anything seriously?

They don't grasp the gravity of the situation...

What do astronauts put on their toast?

Space Jam.

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It is an airport.

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Because Chernobyl fall-out.

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Which astronaut wears the biggest helmet?

The one with the biggest head.

What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common?

Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth!