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Which astronaut wears the biggest helmet?

The one with the biggest head.

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What do you call an astronaut that doesn't like being touched?

A personal space man

How do you calm down an astronaut?

You give him space.

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What does a dog like to wear when it's exercising?

Pants.

What do ateists wear on their necks as an indication of their commitment to the atheism?

Head.

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What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common?

Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth!

Which astronaut wears the biggest helmet?

The one with the biggest head.