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What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the astronaut?

I Apollo-gize

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How is a Christmas tree like a man who's had a vasectomy?

They both have ornamental balls.

What's the difference between communism and capitalism?

In the former, man exploits man, in the latter, it's exactly the opposite.

Astronaut Jokes More Astronaut Jokes

What do astronauts get?

Missile toe

What does an astronaut do when he gets angry?

He blasts off:

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What did Hillary say when she bumped into Donald after the election?

Pardon me

Why does Hillary keep bumping into people at the White House?

So she can be pardoned.

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Who's there! Apollo! Apollo who?

Apollogize!

What does an astronaut say when he's sorry?

All my Apollo-gies.