What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?

About three pounds, including the urn.

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Why do you bury lawyers 20 feet deep?

Because deep down they're good people

What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion?

You cry when you cut up an onion.

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What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef?

A humburger.

What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?

About three pounds, including the urn.

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What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?

About three pounds, including the urn.

What do dads never forget to include in their "dad" jokes?

PUNctuation Okay, I'll leave.

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What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?

About three pounds, including the urn.

What is the ideal weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds, including the urn.

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Why aren't cremations given out for free?

Because you have to urn them.

What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?

About three pounds, including the urn.