About three pounds, including the urn.
A Good Start.(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=obKLdou0LH0)
Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part
Dog pound dog pounds dog pound dog.
Because you have to court her before you pound her.
About 3 pounds, including the urn.
Everything there is recycled, including this post.