What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?

About three pounds, including the urn.

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What did I tell you about telling the truth?

5-year-old: It's only for people who don't have lawyers.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket filled with manure?

The bucket

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Why does the town pound keep animals in separate cages?

Cause otherwise they'd be going to pound town.

What do you give a nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday?

I don't know but you'd better hope he likes it!

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Why do batteries feel lonely?

Because they are never included in anything.

What's your favorite Andrew "Dice" Clay Joke?

Including dirty nursery rhymes.

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What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?

About three pounds, including the urn.

What is the ideal weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds, including the urn.

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Why didn't the potter get a job?

He didn't *urn* his degree.

What is the ideal weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds, including the urn.