What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?

About three pounds, including the urn.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer?

We're both lawyers.

What do you call a bus full of lawyers driving off a cliff?

A Good Start.(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=obKLdou0LH0)

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What do you give a nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday?

I don't know but you'd better hope he likes it!

What happens when two dogs breed in a pound?

Dog pound dog pounds dog pound dog.

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Why do batteries feel lonely?

Because they are never included in anything.

What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?

About three pounds, including the urn.

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What is the ideal weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds, including the urn.

What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?

About three pounds, including the urn.

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Why aren't cremations given out for free?

Because you have to urn them.

What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?

About three pounds, including the urn.