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What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?

About three pounds, including the urn.

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How does a lawyer sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other. Credit: Nicholas Sparks from his book 'See Me' which I am reading now.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer?

We're both lawyers.

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What's the quickest way to lose pounds?

The UK National Lottery!

Why does the town pound keep animals in separate cages?

Cause otherwise they'd be going to pound town.

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When you guys describe me to your families do you use the word tigress?

I'd prefer if you included tigress

Why do batteries feel lonely?

Because they are never included in anything.

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What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?

About three pounds, including the urn.

What is the ideal weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds, including the urn.

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Why aren't cremations given out for free?

Because you have to urn them.

What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?

About three pounds, including the urn.