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What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?

About three pounds, including the urn.

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How many lawyers does it take to shingle a roof?

Depends on how thick you slice 'em.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer?

We're both lawyers.

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What is the fastest way to lose pounds?

Leave EU.

What's the difference between a baby and a pound of coke?

Eric Clapton would never drop a pound of coke.

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What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?

About three pounds, including the urn.

What do you call a joke that includes a pun about weed?

OC High humor

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What is the ideal weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds, including the urn.

What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?

About three pounds, including the urn.

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Why did the crematorium operator get a $500 bonus?

Because he'd urn-ed it.

Why didn't the potter get a job?

He didn't *urn* his degree.