April Sale - 20% Off

What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?

About three pounds, including the urn.

Previous Random Joke Next
Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

How many lawyers does it take to stop a moving bus?

Never enough.

How many calls do I get?

Cop: one me: What do you think is more likely a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel

Pound Jokes More Pound Jokes

What do an anorexic girl and the UK have in common?

They both lose pounds really fast.

Who's there! Bette-lou! Bette-lou who?

Bette-lou a few pounds!

Include Jokes More Include Jokes

What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?

About three pounds, including the urn.

What's the most environmentally friendly subreddit?

Everything there is recycled, including this post.

Ideal Weight Jokes More Ideal Weight Jokes

What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?

About three pounds, including the urn.

What is the ideal weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds, including the urn.

Urn Jokes More Urn Jokes

Why didn't the potter get a job?

He didn't *urn* his degree.

Why did the crematorium operator get a $500 bonus?

Because he'd urn-ed it.