Cause otherwise they'd be going to pound town.
A pound of rubles is worth one dollar.
Because they are always losing pounds.
About three pounds, including the urn.
Because no one wants them.
By the Pound!
The UK National Lottery!
Pound an alarm
Eric Clapton would never drop a pound of coke.
Brexit
Leave EU.
It was raining cats and dogs
Exit the European Union.
A humburger.
For a dollar you can get a pound of rubles.
Dog pound dog pounds dog pound dog.
All you gotta be is a little more than halfway into it and the pounds will start falling.
Here Kitty kitty kitty'!
Pounds
Leave the EU.
A dollar
Because you have to court her before you pound her.
By the pound.
LeBron James doesnt give you 4 quarters.
Deleted
Because it held up a pair of pants.
It'll take me about 20 minutes to get hard, I just got laid by some chick.
A man will spend 20 minutes looking for a golf ball.
Turkey
Thanksgiving turkey when you carve it with a chain saw!
Asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"
A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler.
When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week.
It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.
Coup coup
They both died on Thanksgiving
You take the "S" out of "Sub", and then you take the "F" out of "Way".
He prefers his gut when it's down 45 pounds, and his junk when it's up 45 pounds.
