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What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef?

A humburger.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What's a Mexican's favourite sport?

Cross country

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Walks away*

Ground Beef Jokes More Ground Beef Jokes

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef jerky What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef

What do you call a cow that just tripped?

Ground Beef

Pound Jokes More Pound Jokes

Who's there! Bette-lou! Bette-lou who?

Bette-lou a few pounds!

Why are there so many dogs at the pound?

Because no one wants them.

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

What kind of guns do bees use?

BeeBee guns

What did the ghost say to the bees?

Boo Bees

Quarter Jokes More Quarter Jokes

What did the pay phone say when the quarter got stuck inside it?

Money's tight these days!

Why did the football coach go to Aldi?

To get his quarter back!

Humburger Jokes More Humburger Jokes

What does a bee get at McDonalds?

A humburger!

What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef?

A humburger.