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What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef?

A humburger.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a phone with a birthday celebration?

A party line!

What do you get when you cross a bunny with a leek?

A bunion.

Ground Beef Jokes More Ground Beef Jokes

What do you call a cow that just tripped?

Ground Beef

What do you call a cow on the barnyard floor?

Ground Beef

Pound Jokes More Pound Jokes

What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?

Here Kitty kitty kitty'!

How does a dog catcher gets paid?

By the pound.

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

What do you call a bee that was born in the USA?

USB

What do you get when you cross a bell with a bee?

A humdinger.

Quarter Jokes More Quarter Jokes

Why did the football coach go to Aldi?

To get his quarter back!

What is McDonald's demolition service called?

Quarter pounder.

Humburger Jokes More Humburger Jokes

What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef?

A humburger.

What does Ebenezer Scrooge serve at his Christmas Party?

Humburgers!