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What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef?

A humburger.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why would Adele cross the road?

To say hello from the other side.

What do you get if you cross a phone with a mouthwash?

Tele-Scope.

Ground Beef Jokes More Ground Beef Jokes

What do you call a cow on the barnyard floor?

Ground Beef

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef jerky What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef

Pound Jokes More Pound Jokes

Whats the difference between Taylor Swift and Adele?

About fifty pounds

Why won't a woman sleep with you after a date at Burger King?

Because you have to court her before you pound her.

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

What do bees do if they want to use public transport?

Wait at a buzz stop!

Why can you always trust a bee without wings?

Because it's down to earth.

Quarter Jokes More Quarter Jokes

What is McDonald's demolition service called?

Quarter pounder.

What is Meghan Trainor's favorite instrument?

A double quarter pounder with cheese.

Humburger Jokes More Humburger Jokes

What does a bee get at McDonalds?

A humburger!

What does Ebenezer Scrooge serve at his Christmas Party?

Humburgers!