What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef?

A humburger.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did Steph Curry cross the road?

Because he wasnt far enough from the 3pt line to take the shot.

How did the road break its ankles?

The chicken crossed it.

Ground Beef Jokes More Ground Beef Jokes

What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef?

A humburger.

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef jerky What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef

Pound Jokes More Pound Jokes

Why are there so many dogs at the pound?

Because no one wants them.

Why won't a woman sleep with you after a date at Burger King?

Because you have to court her before you pound her.

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

What kind of bee can never be understood?

A mumble-bee.

What does the bee Santa Claus say?

Ho hum hum!

Quarter Jokes More Quarter Jokes

How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback

What denomination are the coins in Super Mario Bros?

They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits.

Humburger Jokes More Humburger Jokes

What does a bee get at McDonalds?

A humburger!

What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef?

A humburger.