What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef?

A humburger.

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What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food?

Snakes and Larders!sna

Why did the console peasant cross the road?

To render the other side.

Ground Beef Jokes More Ground Beef Jokes

What do you call a cow that just tripped?

Ground Beef

What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef?

A humburger.

Pound Jokes More Pound Jokes

What happens when two dogs breed in a pound?

Dog pound dog pounds dog pound dog.

What do an anorexic girl and the UK have in common?

They both lose pounds really fast.

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

Ever wondered why bees hum?

It's because they don't know the words.

What kind of suit does a bee wear to work?

A buzzness suit!

Quarter Jokes More Quarter Jokes

Why couldn't the pirate use the bubblegum vending machine?

Because there is no quarter for the wicked.

What is McDonald's demolition service called?

Quarter pounder.

Humburger Jokes More Humburger Jokes

What does Ebenezer Scrooge serve at his Christmas Party?

Humburgers!

What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef?

A humburger.