What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef?

A humburger.

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How did Darth Vader cross the street?

Ewoked.

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.

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What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef?

A humburger.

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef!

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Why were the vets and pounds mad?

It was raining cats and dogs

What's the quickest way to lose pounds?

The UK National Lottery!

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

What kind of bees hum and drop things?

A fumble bee!

What do bees say to psych themselves up at the start of their day?

Leeeeeetttttssss get rrrrrrrrrready to Buuuuuuummmmmmmmmmbbbbbbllllllleeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!

Quarter Jokes More Quarter Jokes

Why is the moon like a dollar?

It has four quarters.

Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickle?

Because it had more cents

Humburger Jokes More Humburger Jokes

What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef?

A humburger.

What does a bee get at McDonalds?

A humburger!