How many McDonald's counter girls does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it.

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How many psychologist does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but the light bulb is going to need to change itself.

What do you mean you were really drunk?

I already changed my Facebook relationship status for you.

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How many X does it take to change a light bulb?

N! One to change the light bulb, and n-1 to display stereotypical behavioral traits of X!

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Depends on how many cops planted it there

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What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants

Why doesnt McDonalds serve snail?

Because of sanitation reasons.

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Why do Australians have a well balanced walk?

They've a chip on both shoulders

Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip?

He just wanted the inside scoop.