Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it.
When it gets tired of one spot it just moves to another!
Fixed) 100. 1 to change it and 99 to stand around and complain about how they coulda done a better job.
22 one to screw it in 21 to shoot the bulb.
Three. One to administer the anaesthetic one to extract the light bulb and one to offer the socket some vile pink mouthwash.
McDonald's knows how to use salt
A Friar
It chips.
You bust a rime.