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How many McDonald's counter girls does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it.

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How many Dragonball characters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but it takes him 20 episodes.

How many psychologists does it take to change a tire?

Just one, but first the tire really has to want to change.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. But it takes about 8-10 visits.

How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.

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Why did Burger King decide to partner with Dairy Queen instead of McDonalds?

Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!

How can you tell the clan of a Scotsman?

Look under his kilt, if it's a quarter-pounder, he's a McDonald.

Chip Jokes More Chip Jokes

How does a psychic open a bag of chips?

They Tarot.

When can you count on a hamburger in an emergency?

When the chips are down!