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How many McDonald's counter girls does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it.

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How many Environmentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they will never change a thing.

How many Mexicans are needed to change a light bulb?

Juan.

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WANNA RIDE BIKES

How many indie bands does it take to change a light bulb?

Eh, it's some number you've probably never heard of.

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Why doesnt McDonalds serve snail?

Because of sanitation reasons.

How many McDonalds workers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, because they can't climb the ladder.

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Why did the dorito feel left out?

Cause he didn't chip in!

How do you fit 3 babies in a bowl?

Blender. How do you get them out? Chips.