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How many McDonald's counter girls does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it.

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How many tweakers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Who wants to know

Who and Facebook?

When the Doctor changes the timeline, it's usually for a good reason.

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How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.

How many bitter Hillary Clinton supporters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, we've decided to let a man do the job.

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What does a bee get at McDonalds?

A humburger!

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom

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What do you do for a living?

The engineer replies " I make chips" "Oh yummy!"

What are a philosopher's favorite type of chips?

Plato Nachos