How many McDonald's counter girls does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it.

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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years

How many people does it take to change a light bulb in Brazil?

A Brazillion!!!

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How many philosophers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It depends on the definition of lightbulb.

How many Hipsters does it take to change a light bulb?

It's this really obscure number. You've probably never even heard of it. No big deal.

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How many McDonalds workers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, because they can't climb the ladder.

Which NBA team likes McDonald's the most?

Denver Nuggets

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How does a psychic open a bag of chips?

They Tarot.

What do you call chips that aren't yours?

Nacho chips