How many McDonald's counter girls does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it.

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How many /r/Jokes mods does it take to change a light bulb?

Removed

How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One

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How many reddit admins does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Seriously who knows? It's pitch black in here.

How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb?

One, although it's probably screwed in too tight anyway.

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What's the difference between a blonde and McDonald's?

A blonde serves more people in a night.

How are America and McDonald's similar?

They are both run by red-headed clowns.

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What does the Pope dip his chips in?

Holy Guacamole

How do you chip thin ice off a window?

You bust a rime.