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How do you chip thin ice off a window?

You bust a rime.

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What's the difference between a daydreamer and a pervert?

A daydreamer stares out of windows.

Why was windows 10 afraid of windows 7?

Because windows 7 8 9.

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What did pancake Chip say to his friend pancake Berry when Berry was sad?

Don't feel blue, Berry, things will get batter

Why did the dorito feel left out?

Cause he didn't chip in!

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What would you call a Street Fighter player who can bust out the Spinning Pile Driver really fast?

SPD Gonzales.

What's in front of a woman and in the back of a cow?

The W. Yeah my dad just busted this joke on me.

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How do you chip thin ice off a window?

You bust a rime.

What happens when you drop a whale on thin ice?

Her: What You: It breaks the ice. Hi, i'm (your name)