How do you chip thin ice off a window?

You bust a rime.

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What did the Windows user say to his Linux terminal?

DIR

How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"

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What do you call chips that aren't yours?

Nacho chips

What's the difference between a bag of chips and a duck with the flu?

One's a quick snack and the other's a sick quack!

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What did one pimple say to the other?

If you're busted, run.

Why is Santa Claus so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.

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How do you chip thin ice off a window?

You bust a rime.

What happens when you drop a whale on thin ice?

Her: What You: It breaks the ice. Hi, i'm (your name)