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How do you chip thin ice off a window?

You bust a rime.

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Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What's the difference between a daydreamer and a pervert?

A daydreamer stares out of windows.

Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

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Why do Kenyans always win marathons?

At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-

How do you chip thin ice off a window?

You bust a rime.

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Why don't hydrocarbons make good criminals?

They're always getting com-busted.

What did one pimple say to the other?

If you're busted, run.

Thin Ice Jokes More Thin Ice Jokes

What happens when you drop a whale on thin ice?

Her: What You: It breaks the ice. Hi, i'm (your name)

How do you chip thin ice off a window?

You bust a rime.