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How do you chip thin ice off a window?

You bust a rime.

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What does a suburban neighbourhood do if there's a blackout?

They lock their doors and windows.

Why did Microsoft skip straight to 10?

Because Windows 7, 8, 9.

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How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips?

As soon as you open it, you realize it's half empty.

What did the potato name his son?

Chip. Sorry.

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Why did the cop pull over the U-Haul truck?

He was trying to bust a move

What happens when you turn a cashew in to the police?

You bust a nut

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How do you chip thin ice off a window?

You bust a rime.

What happens when you drop a whale on thin ice?

Her: What You: It breaks the ice. Hi, i'm (your name)