How do you chip thin ice off a window?

You bust a rime.

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a seven year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window. EDIT: Damn it he was four

Why doesn't a sociologist look out the window in the morning?

Because then they'd have nothing to do in the afternoon.

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What did the potato name his son?

Chip. Sorry.

What do you call chips that aren't yours?

Nacho chips

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Who busted you out of Iraq?

Well actually, I-ran

What did one pimple say to the other?

If you're busted, run.

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How do you chip thin ice off a window?

You bust a rime.