Bust Jokes

What would you call a Street Fighter player who can bust out the Spinning Pile Driver really fast?

SPD Gonzales.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What did one pimple say to the other?

If you're busted, run.

Why is Santa Claus so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.

How near was the boy to his dad's tobacco stash before getting busted?

Close... but no cigar.

Why did the cop pull over the U-Haul truck?

He was trying to bust a move

Why don't hydrocarbons make good criminals?

They're always getting com-busted.

What happens when you turn a cashew in to the police?

You bust a nut

How do you chip thin ice off a window?

You bust a rime.

Who busted you out of Iraq?

Well actually, I-ran

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Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What gets you a downvote?

Reposting an old joke that wasn't funny the first time. What gets you an upvote? Posting an original joke, or a funny joke I've heard before. What get's you 5 upvotes? Being

Why can't you hear Michelle Pfeiffer use the restroom?

Because her pee is silent.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How did Mary and Joseph know that Jesus weighed 4.2 kg?

Cause they had a weigh in the manger.

What the fu.." Me, wearing paper clip necklace - "See?

I knew you'd be mad so I made you one too

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did one eye say to the other eye?

Between you and me, something smells. Credit: Christmas cracker.

Why are informaticians always confusing the dates of Christmas and Halloween?

Because OCT 31 is the same as DEC 25.

Hydrocarbon Jokes More Hydrocarbon Jokes

Why don't hydrocarbons make good criminals?

They're always getting com-busted.

What do you call a hydrocarbon that tells fart jokes?

Crude Oil.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened when the coke bottle was run over by the steamroller?

He was soda pressed.

What happened to the witch with an upside down nose?

Every time she sneezed her hat blew off.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What's the hardest thing about skydiving?

The Ground

What does Bill Gates call it when someone drops a $20 bill on the ground?

Littering.

Zit Jokes More Zit Jokes

What did the zit say to the other zit while they were making love?

Yeah you like that you dirty pore

How did the date go?

Not good. Aww what went wrong -*thinks back to accidentally popping a zit into her soup* She just wasn't my type.

Pimple Jokes More Pimple Jokes

What do you call it when a spider gets a pimple?

Arachne

What did one pimple say to the other?

If you're busted, run.