Bust Jokes

What would you call a Street Fighter player who can bust out the Spinning Pile Driver really fast?

SPD Gonzales.

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What slides in and out until it's balls are busted?

Piston

What did one pimple say to the other?

If you're busted, run.

Why is Santa Claus so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.

How near was the boy to his dad's tobacco stash before getting busted?

Close... but no cigar.

Why did the cop pull over the U-Haul truck?

He was trying to bust a move

Why do you smell like weed?

Me: How do you know what weed smells like! Busted, mister! You're grounded for a week. Dad: Okaayy

Why don't hydrocarbons make good criminals?

They're always getting com-busted.

What happens when you turn a cashew in to the police?

You bust a nut

How do you chip thin ice off a window?

You bust a rime.

Who busted you out of Iraq?

Well actually, I-ran

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How does Santa Claus remember which chimneys he's been down?

He keeps a log

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

Crisp Cringle.

Pimple Jokes More Pimple Jokes

What do pimples and catholic priests have in common?

They both start coming on boys' faces around age 13.

What did one pimple say to the other?

If you're busted, run.

Piston Jokes More Piston Jokes

What slides in and out until it's balls are busted?

Piston

What did the piston say to the freely expanding gas?

No pressure

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?

Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.

What happens when something travels faster than the speed of light?

Does it matter?

Tweeker Jokes More Tweeker Jokes

How many tweekers does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on which method you try....

6 Jokes More 6 Jokes

Why was the Mercedes Benz on sales?

Because they've removed 6 rows of yellow LED strips...

What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

Why did the Udon noodles stop drinking?

They wanted to be Soba... I heard that a few days ago and wanted to share it.

1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

Who's that?

Darth Vader." "Was he 1 of Jesus disciples " "I dunno, I've only seen the 1st movie."

How many cancer patients does it take to change a light bulb?

1 and 12 people to say how inspiring it was