Bust Jokes

What would you call a Street Fighter player who can bust out the Spinning Pile Driver really fast?

SPD Gonzales.

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What slides in and out until it's balls are busted?

Piston

What did one pimple say to the other?

If you're busted, run.

Why is Santa Claus so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.

How near was the boy to his dad's tobacco stash before getting busted?

Close... but no cigar.

Why did the cop pull over the U-Haul truck?

He was trying to bust a move

Why do you smell like weed?

Me: How do you know what weed smells like! Busted, mister! You're grounded for a week. Dad: Okaayy

Why don't hydrocarbons make good criminals?

They're always getting com-busted.

What happens when you turn a cashew in to the police?

You bust a nut

How do you chip thin ice off a window?

You bust a rime.

Who busted you out of Iraq?

Well actually, I-ran

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What did the man say after he forgot to pull out?

I regret nutting!!!

Why is it so hard for an eighty year old woman to pee in the morning?

Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?!

Santa Claus Jokes More Santa Claus Jokes

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Harry Potter?

Santa would never free an elf.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops after three ho's.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

How difficult is it to live with erectile dysfunction?

It turns out, it's not very hard at all

What's the worst thing about living with Alzheimer's?

I forgot

1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

Why did the mathematician get an F on his English quiz?

He wrote, "i is the square root of negative 1."

What's the worst part about working with a gamer?

They're always trying to 1-Up you.

Video Game Jokes More Video Game Jokes

When Greek people play a video game, what settings do they use?

Default

What do you get when you cross the world's most famous skater with the world's best physicist?

A video game so realistic, when you screw up you have to play in a wheelchair.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why was Jon Snow so successful at basketball?

He knew where to put it..

What does a child without arms get for x-mas?

Gloves! nah don't know, it hasn't opened the present yet

Tweeker Jokes More Tweeker Jokes

How many tweekers does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on which method you try....

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

What did the painting on the wall say to the cop?

I've been framed!

When a cop pulls you over and asks, "Papers?

Answer "Scissors." then drive away..