Bust Jokes

What would you call a Street Fighter player who can bust out the Spinning Pile Driver really fast?

SPD Gonzales.

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What slides in and out until it's balls are busted?

Piston

What did one pimple say to the other?

If you're busted, run.

Why is Santa Claus so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.

How near was the boy to his dad's tobacco stash before getting busted?

Close... but no cigar.

Why did the cop pull over the U-Haul truck?

He was trying to bust a move

Why do you smell like weed?

Me: How do you know what weed smells like! Busted, mister! You're grounded for a week. Dad: Okaayy

Why don't hydrocarbons make good criminals?

They're always getting com-busted.

What happens when you turn a cashew in to the police?

You bust a nut

How do you chip thin ice off a window?

You bust a rime.

Who busted you out of Iraq?

Well actually, I-ran

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Piston Jokes More Piston Jokes

What did the piston say to the freely expanding gas?

No pressure

What slides in and out until it's balls are busted?

Piston

Mormon Jokes More Mormon Jokes

What's the most confusing day in a Mormon home?

Mother's Day.

What do you call two Mormons caught in the rain?

Washing your whites on a rinsed cycle.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did Adam say to Eve on Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.

What's an atheist's favorite Christmas movie?

Coincidence on 34th Street

Weed Jokes More Weed Jokes

Why do Zelda and Link smoke weed?

Because they live in the kingdom where the hyrule.

What do you have when you got a bag of weed and a bottle of Jack Daniel's?

Jackpot!

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

How do the Greek separate the men from the boys?

With a crow bar.

What did Mike Tyson say to the boy who gave him a bouquet at his final boxing match?

Tysssonssss

Old Jokes More Old Jokes

How many archaeologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to change it while the other two argue about how old the old one is.

How many country singers does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to put in the new one, and two to sing about how good the old one was.

Thought Jokes More Thought Jokes

Why is Santa Claus so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.

What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.

Santa Claus Jokes More Santa Claus Jokes

How do you know when Santa Claus is nearby?

You can feel his presents...

Why is Santa Claus so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.