Bust Jokes

What would you call a Street Fighter player who can bust out the Spinning Pile Driver really fast?

SPD Gonzales.

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What did one pimple say to the other?

If you're busted, run.

Why did the cop pull over the U-Haul truck?

He was trying to bust a move

Why don't hydrocarbons make good criminals?

They're always getting com-busted.

How do you chip thin ice off a window?

You bust a rime.

Who busted you out of Iraq?

Well actually, I-ran

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Weed Jokes More Weed Jokes

What kind of weed do reptiles smoke?

Mariguana.

What type of weed does a reptile smoke?

Mariiguana

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Why don't fairies live under toadstools?

Because there's not mushroom!

What do you call a clock tower somebody lives in?

A timely manor.

Santa Claus Jokes More Santa Claus Jokes

What is Santa Claus' favorite metal band?

Sleigher

Whats the odd one out?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What do you call some who is afraid of Santa?

Clausetrophobic. I'm here all week.

What's the true meaning of a New Years resolution?

Something you do for the first week of the new year.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

How does a blind parachutist know when to pull his rip-chord?

The leash goes slack...

What does Mickey Mouse do to Minnie Mouse after she drowns and he pulls her out of the water?

Mouse to Mouse resuscitation.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Did you hear about the crime in the parking garage?

It was wrong on so many levels.

Why are Helium, Curium and Barium called the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, you Barium. (Heard it from Heimerdinger, League of Legends)

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

How do you ask a priest to hand you the spaghetti?

Pasta pasta, pasta.

Why did the priest dislike geometry?

It's sin-ful. self made joke

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Why don't professional athletes ride bikes to warm-up before games?

Because then they'd be two tired

What dog rides a horse named Macaroni?

Yankee poodle!