Bust Jokes

What would you call a Street Fighter player who can bust out the Spinning Pile Driver really fast?

SPD Gonzales.

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What did one pimple say to the other?

If you're busted, run.

Why did the cop pull over the U-Haul truck?

He was trying to bust a move

Why don't hydrocarbons make good criminals?

They're always getting com-busted.

How do you chip thin ice off a window?

You bust a rime.

Who busted you out of Iraq?

Well actually, I-ran

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Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What do you call the horse than lives next door?

A neighbour!

Why do people live soda?

Because it's sodalicious.

Hydrocarbon Jokes More Hydrocarbon Jokes

Why don't hydrocarbons make good criminals?

They're always getting com-busted.

What do you call a hydrocarbon that tells fart jokes?

Crude Oil.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What's small and green and smells like pork?

Kermit's Finger.

What do chemists say when they smell something that they don't like?

Pu

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What's the difference between Tigger and Pooh?

I've never smeared tigger on my face

How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?

I forgot to wet the soap.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

Why should you never invite a pig to join your tug-of-war team?

Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole.

What do you call people who use the pull out method as form of birth control?

Parents.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

How did the blind skydiver know he was about to hit the ground?

He felt the slack in his dog's leash.

What do you call an element found in the ground?

Barium.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Whats the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

I don't know I just fly the drone.

When you know it is too cold in Bay Area?

When you see the programmer's hands are in their pockets.

Pimple Jokes More Pimple Jokes

What do you call it when a spider gets a pimple?

Arachne

What did one pimple say to the other?

If you're busted, run.