Bust Jokes

What would you call a Street Fighter player who can bust out the Spinning Pile Driver really fast?

SPD Gonzales.

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What did one pimple say to the other?

If you're busted, run.

Why is Santa Claus so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.

How near was the boy to his dad's tobacco stash before getting busted?

Close... but no cigar.

Why did the cop pull over the U-Haul truck?

He was trying to bust a move

Why don't hydrocarbons make good criminals?

They're always getting com-busted.

What happens when you turn a cashew in to the police?

You bust a nut

How do you chip thin ice off a window?

You bust a rime.

Who busted you out of Iraq?

Well actually, I-ran

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9 Jokes More 9 Jokes

Why do 9 out of 10 bear moms prefer minivans over sedans?

All the extra cubholders.

Why is 8 scared of 7?

Becaauuuussseee 7 8(ate) 9. You get it huh?

Piston Jokes More Piston Jokes

What did the piston say to the freely expanding gas?

No pressure

Mormon Jokes More Mormon Jokes

Why should you always take two Mormon's fishing?

Cause if you take one, he'll drink all your beer

How many Mormons do you take fishing with you?

Two. If you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.

Hydrocarbon Jokes More Hydrocarbon Jokes

Why don't hydrocarbons make good criminals?

They're always getting com-busted.

What do you call a hydrocarbon that tells fart jokes?

Crude Oil.

Video Game Jokes More Video Game Jokes

Why is Santa Claus so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.

What's the difference between HP computers and HP in a video game?

One of them you want to see a lot less of.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What's yellow and smells like a zebra?

Lion vomit.

What's green, slimey and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What happened to the cant when it ate a ball of wool?

What happened to the cat when it ate a ball of wool? It had mittens

Why did Cinderella get kicked off the softball team?

Because she ran away from the ball!

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

Why did the boy fall off his bike?

Because someone threw a fridge at him.

How long are you supposed to wait to return a boy's call?

This IRS guy sounded pretty into me