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What does Mickey Mouse do to Minnie Mouse after she drowns and he pulls her out of the water?

Mouse to Mouse resuscitation.

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How do People in New Orleans have their beer?

Watered Down

Why is there an olive in your water?

Me: What water Oh yeah this, this is definitely water.

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What do you call five Mexicans drowning at the bottom of their pool?

Cinco.

How do you stop a hippie from drowning?

Take your combat boot off his head.

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Why are fire trucks always red?

You'd turn red if someone pulled on your hose wouldn't you?

Why did the cop pull over the U-Haul truck?

He was trying to bust a move

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What does Mickey Mouse do to Minnie Mouse after she drowns and he pulls her out of the water?

Mouse to Mouse resuscitation.

Why did Mickey Mouse name his dog Pluto?

Because he's not a planet.

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How many mice does it takes to screw, in a lightbulb?

Two, as always.

What's the difference between a mouse and a rat?

1 has a less likely chance of survival in the dog pound