What does Mickey Mouse do to Minnie Mouse after she drowns and he pulls her out of the water?

Mouse to Mouse resuscitation.

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What is the difference between ice and dry ice?

Dry ice lacks of water.

Where do hipsters get their water?

From a well, actually.

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How do you know when you are going to drown in milk?

When it's past your eyes.

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire?

Drowns.

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What did Einstein say when he was pulled over for speeding?

Speed is relative, officer.

What do hospitals and refrigerators have in common?

If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose.

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What kind of mouse walks on two legs?

Mickey Mouse Q: What kind of duck walks on two legs A: They all do!

Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space?

He wanted to find Pluto!

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What did the mouse say when his cheese was stolen?

Rats!

What does Lenny (of Mice and Men) do during foreplay?

Heavy petting.