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What does Mickey Mouse do to Minnie Mouse after she drowns and he pulls her out of the water?

Mouse to Mouse resuscitation.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What do you get when you mix batteries and water?

Watt-er

What do you call an old snowman?

Water.

Drown Jokes More Drown Jokes

Why can't Ross & Phoebe ever drown?

Because David Schwimmer and Lisa Kudrow.

How do you know when you are going to drown in milk?

When it's past your eyes.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What mustache can an alien not pull off?

A human chu

How do you know when a grenade is thrown by a blonde?

When you can pull the pin and throw it back

Mickey Mouse Jokes More Mickey Mouse Jokes

What kind of mouse walks on two legs?

Mickey Mouse Q: What kind of duck walks on two legs A: They all do!

Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

To find Pluto.

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder?

Bubble and squeak!

What do you call a mouse with cheese but no crackers?

Cracka-lackin