What does Mickey Mouse do to Minnie Mouse after she drowns and he pulls her out of the water?

Mouse to Mouse resuscitation.

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What is the difference between ice and dry ice?

Dry ice lacks of water.

What do you call a dolphin that is out of the water?

Dolphout

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Why didn't the Pharaoh believe he was drowning?

Because he was in deNile

How do you stop a ginger from drowning?

You throw him a lifesaver and tell him to grab on to it.

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Why is England so special?

Only they can pull out of Europe twice in a week.

What's harder to pull out of than Iraq?

Bristol Palin.

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What do you get when you mix a fly, a snake head, and Mickey Mouse?

The hell out of there.

Why did the witch keep turning people into Mickey Mouse?

She was having Disney spells.

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Who looks after the EuroDisney website?

Mick e-mouse.

When is it unlucky to see a black cat?

When your a mouse!