How do you know a blonde has been using the computer?

A. There is cheese in front of the mouse.

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What is a mouse's favorite record?

Please cheese me'!

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you?

NA'CHO CHEESE

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Who is the coolest guy in the Hospital?

A. The Ultra Sound guy. Q. Who is the second coolest? A. The Hip replacement dude.

Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome a good lover and a stimulating partner?

A. In the pages of a romance novel.

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What does a cat call a bowl of mice?

A purrfect meal!

How do mice celebrate when they move home?

With a mouse warming party!