How do you know a blonde has been using the computer?

A. There is cheese in front of the mouse.

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What do you call an empty jar of Cheese Whiz?

Cheese was.

What's better than cheese?

A cheese grater

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What do tired line dancers do?

A. They Line Down

Where did Capt. Hook buy his prosthesis?

A. At a secondhand store.

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Why does an elephant wear sneakers?

So that he can sneak up on mice!

What did the mouse say to the webcam?

Cheese.