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How do you know a blonde has been using the computer?

A. There is cheese in front of the mouse.

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Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

How can we possibly improve this?

Man invents wheel of cheese* "Nailed it!"

What do you call an Irish girl sitting on a hot griddle holding a piece of cheese?

A paddy melt!!

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What do accountants use for birth-control?

A. Their personalities.

How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?

A. They were really put out.

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

How do mice celebrate when they move home?

With a mouse warming party!

What kind of musical instrument do mice play?

A mouse organ!