How do you know a blonde has been using the computer?

A. There is cheese in front of the mouse.

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Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Someone else's cheese.

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear?

Camembert!

A. Jokes More A. Jokes

How many line dance instructors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Five!...Six!...Seven!...Eight!

Why do blondes smile when it's lightning?

A. Because, they think they are having their picture taken.

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk?

Dirty looks from the mouse!

What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder?

Bubble and squeak!