What do the post office and the San Francisco 49ers have in common?

They don't deliver on Sunday

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What days are strong days?

Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are weak days.

What do you give a cannibal late for Sunday lunch?

The cold shoulder

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What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

A bird who knocks before delivering its message!

Why do they call Hannibal Lecter The Mail Man?

He always delivers.

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What do the post office and the San Francisco 49ers have in common?

They don't deliver on Sunday

Why does it take so long when Satan is in front of you in line at the post office?

Because the devil takes many forms.

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What do you call someone who makes cakes in San Francisco?

A BAYYYYker

Why are so many people in San Francisco homeless?

They can't afford an apartment because they only make 50 grand per year.