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What do the post office and the San Francisco 49ers have in common?

They don't deliver on Sunday

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What days are strong days?

Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are weak days.

Why wasn't the fella able to get out when he fell in the river?

Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed

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Why was Marc Antony still interested in Cleopatra even when she's just had a baby?

Because it was delivered via Ceasarion section

What did the doctor say when he delivered a blonde-haired baby to an expecting Chinese couple?

Two Wongs don't make a white

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Why did the feminist refuse to work at the post office?

Because it was a mail dominated industry

What begins with P ends with E and has thousands of letters?

The Post Office

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What do you call someone who makes cakes in San Francisco?

A BAYYYYker

What is the difference between San Francisco and Larkspur?

Larkspur has a ferry terminal, San Francisco has terminal fairies.