What do the post office and the San Francisco 49ers have in common?

They don't deliver on Sunday

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What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.

What do single guys have?

Palm Sunday.

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What happens when a pizzaman does an AMA on Reddit?

OP delivers.

Where does monty python buy his water?

From the knights Da-sa(y)-NI! This joke is best delivered verbally.

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How is life at the post office going?

It's going well I guess. It has its usps and it's downs. Edited for correctness

What two words contain the most letters?

Post office.

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Why don't girls in San Francisco wear skirts?

Their balls would fall out.

What do you call someone who makes cakes in San Francisco?

A BAYYYYker