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What do the post office and the San Francisco 49ers have in common?

They don't deliver on Sunday

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Sunday Jokes More Sunday Jokes

What days are strong days?

Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are weak days.

Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

Deliver Jokes More Deliver Jokes

Why does OP never deliver?

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What's the difference between OP and a Pregnant woman?

She delivers.

Post Office Jokes More Post Office Jokes

What two words have the most letters?

Post office.

What two words have thousands of letters in them?

Post office.

San Francisco Jokes More San Francisco Jokes

Why are so many people in San Francisco homeless?

They can't afford an apartment because they only make 50 grand per year.

What do you call someone who makes cakes in San Francisco?

A BAYYYYker