What do you give a cannibal late for Sunday lunch?

The cold shoulder

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What happened to the entertainer who did a show for the cannibals?

He went down really well!

What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy?

Oh no not snake and pygmy pie again!

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What did the Cannibal get for dinner after offending his wife?

The cold shoulder.

What happened to the cannibal who was late for dinner?

He got the cold shoulder.

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What does the emperor have when he goes for a sunday drive?

He has Divine Right of way

Why did the black man go to the golf-club on Sunday afternoon?

Because he had a membership.