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What do you give a cannibal late for Sunday lunch?

The cold shoulder

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Why did the cannibal live on his own?

He was fed up with other people.

Why did the cannibal get banned from the hospital?

He kept trying the doctors patients(patience)

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What did the cannibal get when he arrived late for dinner?

The cold shoulder!

What did the cannibal get when he showed up late to the luncheon?

The cold shoulder.

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What are the strongest days?

Saturday and Sundays. The others are weakdays

What are the 7 Irish drinking holidays?

Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday.