What did the Cannibal get when he was late to dinner?

They gave him the cold shoulder.

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What has 4 legs in the morning, two at lunch, and three in the evening?

A cannibal

What did the Cannibal get when he was late to dinner?

They gave him the cold shoulder.

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What came first: the chicken or the egg?

The egg because I ate egg for breakfast and chicken for dinner.

What does a vegetarian hunter say before dinner?

Lettuce prey

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What happens to the cannibal who is late to the party?

He gets the cold shoulder.

What do you give a cannibal late for Sunday lunch?

The cold shoulder