What did the Cannibal get when he was late to dinner?

They gave him the cold shoulder.

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What do you call large number of cannibals stranded on an island?

A

What did the cannibal have for lunch?

Baked beings (beans).

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What do you want for dinner?

4: A bucket.. *Googles better school districts

What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

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Why was the cannibal sad at dinner?

Because he got the cold shoulder.

What do cannibals get when they are late for dinner?

The cold shoulder