What did the Cannibal get when he was late to dinner?

They gave him the cold shoulder.

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What did the Cannibal get for dinner after offending his wife?

The cold shoulder.

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What did Richard Nixon say after he tried to make dinner at the White House for the first time?

I am not a cook

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What did the cannibal get when he showed up late to the luncheon?

The cold shoulder.

What do cannibals get when they are late for dinner?

The cold shoulder