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What did the Cannibal get when he was late to dinner?

They gave him the cold shoulder.

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What do you call someone who walks into a building full of people?

A cannibal.

What did the cannibal have for lunch?

Baked beings (beans).

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What are two things dinosaurs can't have for dinner?

Breakfast and lunch.

What do you want for dinner?

4: A bucket.. *Googles better school districts

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What did the cannibal get when he arrived late for dinner?

The cold shoulder!

What happens to the cannibal who is late to the party?

He gets the cold shoulder.