How do you cut a turd into 5 pieces?

Squish it in your hand.

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Why didn't the panda use a glove when playing baseball?

Because he caught everything bear handed!

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

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How was the roman empire cut in half?

With a pair of caesars

What did the squirrel say when it saw the acorn tree cut down and taken away?

Thats nuts

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What does Jimmy Buffett's chicken say?

It's 5 o'cluck somewhere.

What's the difference between a $20 steak and a $55 steak?

February 14th.

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What dog is the worst at polishing a turd?

A poodull

How do you cut a turd into 5 pieces?

Squish it in your hand.

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How do you cut a turd into 5 pieces?

Squish it in your hand.

What do you call a booger that you've been squishing for awhile?

Boograr