How do you cut a turd into 5 pieces?

Squish it in your hand.

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Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why doesn't Jesus like M&ampM's?

Because they fall through his hands.

What do you get when you have one pinion nut in one hand, and two pinion nuts in another?

A difference of a pinion!

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How does the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

Which popstar cuts down trees?

Michael LumberJackson

5 Jokes More 5 Jokes

What do you call 5 doctors and nurses on a ship?

A decade Ba dum tish.

How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25?

Only once, and then you are subtracting it from 20.

Turd Jokes More Turd Jokes

What dog is the worst at polishing a turd?

A poodull

Why does it say TRD on that Toyota truck?

Because it's a turd!

Squish Jokes More Squish Jokes

How do you cut a turd into 5 pieces?

Squish it in your hand.

What do you call a booger that you've been squishing for awhile?

Boograr