How do you cut a turd into 5 pieces?

Squish it in your hand.

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Why is being a pirate addictive?

They say that after you lose your first hand, you get hooked!

What did Helen Keller say after being handed a cheese grater?

That's the worst book I ever read.

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Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?

The baa-baa shop.

What mathematical operation is used to calculate the rate at which lumberjacks cut wood?

Logger-rhythms.

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Why can't there be a League of Legend's team of 5 Lucians?

Because you can't have a team with only 3 champions.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys?

Coach.

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How do you cut a turd into 5 pieces?

Squish it in your hand.

Why does Saturday stink?

Because it has a turd in it.

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What do you call a booger that you've been squishing for awhile?

Boograr

How do you cut a turd into 5 pieces?

Squish it in your hand.