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How do you cut a turd into 5 pieces?

Squish it in your hand.

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Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why do black's have white skin on the bottom of their feet and the palm of their hands?

Everyone needs a little bit of good inside them.

What do you call a tree that you can fit in your hand?

A PALM TREE!!!

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Why do people buy fruit already cut up?

There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting.

What do you call a line of men waiting to get a hair cut?

A barbecue

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Why wasn't Boy George any good at English?

Because he always put 5 commas before chameleon.

What animal runs around happily with 5 legs?

A pit bull in a kindergarten

Turd Jokes More Turd Jokes

Why does it say TRD on that Toyota truck?

Because it's a turd!

What dog is the worst at polishing a turd?

A poodull

Squish Jokes More Squish Jokes

What do you call a booger that you've been squishing for awhile?

Boograr

Who the hell does that in a sock?

Squishes out of the room*