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How do you cut a turd into 5 pieces?

Squish it in your hand.

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Why is my hand 11 inches long?

Because if it were any longer it would be a foot!

How can you tell when a Chicago Fireman is dead?

A. The remote control slips from his hand.

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What do you call a budget that's cut short from the middle?

A midget.

What did the boy say after the tailor made fun of him for not wearing pants?

Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?

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Why were there 5 Mexicans in a Ford?

It was a Fiesta

How do Alaska CB radio operators say "10-4"?

5-5-2-2.

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Why does Saturday stink?

Because it has a turd in it.

What dog is the worst at polishing a turd?

A poodull

Squish Jokes More Squish Jokes

Who the hell does that in a sock?

Squishes out of the room*

What does an Eskimo girl say before she is about to lose her virginity?

Careful Dad, don't squish my smokes.