How do you cut a turd into 5 pieces?

Squish it in your hand.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Why do men like golf so much?

It makes it possible for them to go from hole to hole with an iron in their hands.

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Whats long and black and hard to cut into?

The line at KFC

Why do countries "cut ties" when things get tense?

So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.

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Where do you see yourself in 5 lives?

Dalai Lama job interview)

How do Alaska CB radio operators say "10-4"?

5-5-2-2.

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Why does Saturday stink?

Because it has a turd in it.

What dog is the worst at polishing a turd?

A poodull

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What do you call a booger that you've been squishing for awhile?

Boograr

How do you cut a turd into 5 pieces?

Squish it in your hand.