How do you cut a turd into 5 pieces?

Squish it in your hand.

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Why did the drill sergeant get a dishonorable discharge?

He couldn't keep his hands off his privates

Why did the man with no hands go to the doctor?

Because he didn't feel well.

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When the barber is done cutting his hair, the cowboy goes back outside. And guess what?

Pony gone.

What do you call the science of knives?

Cutting edge technology.

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What is an ark?

2) How 2 build ark 3) Can god just build ark 4) Are snakes necessary 5) Is god real or am I high

What gets you a downvote?

Reposting an old joke that wasn't funny the first time. What gets you an upvote? Posting an original joke, or a funny joke I've heard before. What get's you 5 upvotes? Being

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What dog is the worst at polishing a turd?

A poodull

What do women and turds have in common?

The older they are, the easier they are to pick up.

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Who the hell does that in a sock?

Squishes out of the room*

What has 100 legs but can't walk?

Johnny: 50 pairs of pants? Jimmy: No, A centipede. Jhonny: What? why? Jimmy: Because I squished it