What dog is the worst at polishing a turd?

A poodull

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What do you call a dog who digs for bones?

A Bark-aeologist

What did the baker name her dog?

Pido.

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What does a Polish guy do on the ice?

He breaks in.

What do you call a Polish fisherman?

A fishing pole.

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Why does Saturday stink?

Because it has a turd in it.

How do you cut a turd into 5 pieces?

Squish it in your hand.