What dog is the worst at polishing a turd?

A poodull

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

What do they call a dog in Iraq?

A Shia pet. *friend of mine came up with this and was pretty proud of himself

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What do you call a Polish airplane?

A Jet-ski.

How do you make Polish sausage?

First you gotta find a retarded pig...

Turd Jokes More Turd Jokes

What do women and turds have in common?

The older they are, the easier they are to pick up.

Whats the difference between you and a bucket of turds?

The bucket