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What do you call a Polish chicken stuck in a tree?

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How did the Redditor get stuck in a loop?

I don't know, check the post above me.

What does a piano, tuna, and a bucket of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Don't ask me about the bucket of glue though... I've been stuck there for a while

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What is your line of business?

Me mumbling: Treason stuff. Cop: Louder for the microphone. Me: Trees 'n' stuff. Gardening.

When is a tree it's loudest?

When it begins to bark.

Polish Jokes More Polish Jokes

What is a Polish person's favorite weapon?

A Warsaw...

How do you say "touchdown" in Polish?

Gronkowski