What falls down faster from a tree, a leaf or an emo?

A leaf. The rope catches the emo.

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Why did the monkey fall of the tree?

Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? Why did the third monkey fall of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the fallen child cross the road?

Believing that one day, the chicken will cross the road, it fills you with determination.

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What did the Pelican say to the fish when he was running late for work?

I'll catch you later!

When did Pinocchio learn he was made of wood?

When his hand caught fire!!

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What did the tree do when the bank closed?

It started its own branch

Why did the man build his house out of a tree instead of bricks?

Because he thought it wood look better!

Leaf Jokes More Leaf Jokes

How do you depress a room full of geeks?

Hold the door! I'm a leaf on the wind!

Why was the leaf hanged?

For tree-son. Ha-ha. Ha.

Emo Jokes More Emo Jokes

Why do emo's always act so sour?

Because you can't spell Lemon without emo.

What falls faster from a tree, a leaf or an Emo?

The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.

Rope Jokes More Rope Jokes

What lands first?

The leaf, a rope stopped the emo.

What falls faster from a tree? A leaf or an emo?

The leaf, the rope stops the emo.