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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did the number of parking tickets spike after Persephone was carried off to the underworld?

Because Demeter stopped working.

What's the difference between Phil Collins and Germany?

We stopped Germany.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What do you call a minion that falls on a grill?

Filet mignon

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because he was drunk Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear down from a tree?

Camembert!

How do you get a one armed Canadian out of a tree?

Wave to him!

Leaf Jokes More Leaf Jokes

What does the tree says in autumn?

Leaf me alone.

How do you depress a room full of geeks?

Hold the door! I'm a leaf on the wind!

Emo Jokes More Emo Jokes

What falls faster from a tree? A leaf or an emo?

The leaf, the rope stops the emo.

What falls faster from a tree, a leaf or an Emo?

The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.

Rope Jokes More Rope Jokes

What falls faster from a tree? A leaf or an emo?

The leaf, the rope stops the emo.

Why do sailors give their wives a bouqet of ropes instead of flowers?

It's a bouqet of forget-me-knots.