What falls faster from a tree? A leaf or an emo?

The leaf, the rope stops the emo.

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Because he was sick of chainmail.

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The damming evidence

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Who hits the ground first?

Better question would be: Why were they in the tree in the first place?

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TREE O'clock!

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Leaf me alone.

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Take a Leaf of absence.

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Trick question, it cuts itself.

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A leaf. The rope catches the emo.

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He was very knotty.

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He was the skipper!