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What falls down faster from a tree, a leaf or an emo?

A leaf. The rope catches the emo.

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What did the cholo say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes!" My brother heard this on Tosh.

What do you call a person who keeps falling over?

Tripical

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Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse?

Catch.

Why did the man run around his bed?

Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How does a tree access the internet?

It logs on.

What do you call money that grows on trees?

Marijuana

Leaf Jokes More Leaf Jokes

How does an elephant get down from a tree?

He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn!

Why was the leaf hanged?

For tree-son. Ha-ha. Ha.

Emo Jokes More Emo Jokes

What do you call a gangster who is really in touch with his emotions?

An emo-g

What lands first?

The leaf, a rope stopped the emo.

Rope Jokes More Rope Jokes

Why didn't the rope get any presents this year?

He was very knotty.

What falls faster from a tree? A leaf or an emo?

The leaf, the rope stops the emo.