What falls faster from a tree? A leaf or an emo?

The leaf, the rope stops the emo.

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What happens to Stephen Hawking when he stops laughing?

He writes scary stories.

How do you stop a rhino from charging?

You unplug it!

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What is the real reason leaves fall to the ground?

They know people will blow them.

What is green, fuzzy and very deadly if it falls on you out of a tree?

A pool table.

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Why do trees seem suspicious on sunny days?

Dunno, they're just a bit shady.

Why do pigs have flat snouts?

From running in to trees.

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Why was the leaf hanged?

For tree-son. Ha-ha. Ha.

What lands first?

The leaf, a rope stopped the emo.

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What do you call an emo a capella group?

Self Harmony Edit: #10 on /r/all! And thanks for the gold kind stranger!

Why don't you buy drugs from an Emo?

Their stuff is always cut.

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Why did the rope go to jail?

Because he was knotty

What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage?

Let's knot.