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What falls down faster from a tree, a leaf or an emo?

A leaf. The rope catches the emo.

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What do you get when a piano falls down a mine shaft?

A flat minor.

Why did the boy fall off his bike?

Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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How does Mulan's boyfriend explain himself when she caught him smoking pot?

Shanghai

What did the atheist fisherman say when asked about his catch?

There is no cod

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How do trees encourage one another?

They say "I'm rooting for you"

What is grey, very big and when it falls out of a tree the stove breaks?

The stove.

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What lands first?

The leaf, a rope stopped the emo.

What falls faster from a tree, a leaf or an Emo?

The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.

Emo Jokes More Emo Jokes

How do you get an emo out of a tree?

Untie the rope...

Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock?

So he could wake up inside.

Rope Jokes More Rope Jokes

How do you get an emo out of a tree?

Untie the rope...

What do they do with rope in space?

Tie Astro-knots.