What is the real reason leaves fall to the ground?

They know people will blow them.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know if a pepper is being nosy?

When he's jalapeno business!

What is the most socially unacceptable joke you know?

Preferably really dark or 'just plain wrong' jokes.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What is the difference between the US and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

Why did the Carpenters wife leave him?

Because he was screwing around.

People Jokes More People Jokes

How do People in New Orleans have their beer?

Watered Down

How many people from Quebec does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One: He holds the bulb and the rest of Canada revolves around him.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why are there no good jokes about engineers?

Zzzzzzzzz, wait, I fell asleep at the punchline.

Why did the girl fall off the swing?

Because someone threw a fridge at her....

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

Who wants to play war?

I'll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me!

What sound will reddit make when it blows up?

Nothing, it's just a website.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What do your mother and the ground have in common?

They are always full of seed.

Why does the hipster make crappy coffee?

The beans are always under-ground.

Real Reason Jokes More Real Reason Jokes

When I asked her why, she said "uhhh no real reason". I'm thinking, "no reason, huh?

So I punched her in the face. Now she has a reason.

What is the real reason leaves fall to the ground?

They know people will blow them.