What is the real reason leaves fall to the ground?

They know people will blow them.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you call the king of the jungle in the land down under?

Australian. Yes I know lions aren't jungle animals, but as per common nomenclature etc etc yadda yadda raspberry

How do you know he's a peeping tom?

Woman: "When I asked him what he was doing out there, he said 'I was trying to get a Pikachu'".

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What's the difference between a yogurt and the Americans?

If you leave a yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

Why was it so hot in the stadium after the game?

Because all the fans left

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why are people still using a dictionary?

I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.

What do you call a president who interrupts people?

Donald Tr- WRONG!

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did Timmy fall off his bike?

Because Bill threw a mattress at him.

What do you call a minion that falls on a grill?

Filet mignon

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What sound will reddit make when it blows up?

Nothing, it's just a website.

What do women and saxophones have in common?

They both blow and make different noises when you finger them.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What's the hardest thing about skydiving?

The Ground

Why shouldn't you have coffee while on the clock?

Because that would be "grounds" for termination!

Real Reason Jokes More Real Reason Jokes

What's the real reason Lego Movie didn't get nominated for an Oscar?

They thought it was called "The Leo Movie".

What is the real reason leaves fall to the ground?

They know people will blow them.