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How do you know he's a peeping tom?

Woman: "When I asked him what he was doing out there, he said 'I was trying to get a Pikachu'".

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What should TNT host?

League of Legends. Because they know drama.

Why's everyone so afraid of clowns?

Well.. You know what they say about big feet.

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What did the Italian chef say when his boss tried to pick a fight?

You wanna pizza me!

Why do girls always get mad when I try to read their shirts?

It's not my fault I'm blind.

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When asked, 'Are you Twittering?

If I'm looking at my phone I now reply, 'No. I am not Twittering,' in a sort of flat monotone. And tweet.

Why didn't the skeleton ask out the Zombie to go to the Halloween party?

He didn't have the guts

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What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with Vegetables?

Mrs Hawking

What's the best way to get a youthful figure?

Ask a woman her age.

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What does the Pokemon dentist do?

He takes a Pikachu teeth.

Why can you not shower with a Pokemon?

Because they'll Pikachu

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How do you know he's a peeping tom?

Woman: "When I asked him what he was doing out there, he said 'I was trying to get a Pikachu'".

What to you call an Eskimo peeping Tom?

Tommy Tookalook