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How do you know he's a peeping tom?

Woman: "When I asked him what he was doing out there, he said 'I was trying to get a Pikachu'".

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How 'bout this one?

Salesman: Sir, we've been over this, I don't know how many McNuggets it will hold.

How do you know you are dating a women, not a girl?

A girl has no name.

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What did the clerk say to the customer who tried to buy a candy bar with plastic quarters?

This is non-cents!

What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?

Trying to hold on to a thought.

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What did the Jamaican man say when asked why he didn't mind going to jail for stealing the Pikachu card?

I love the pokey, mon.

What's he like?

Asked the police officer sympathetically. The boy replied, "Beer and women."

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's six inches long, has two nuts, and gives women big bellies?

Almond Joy.

What is it when a woman talks dirty to a man?

3.99 a minute.

Pikachu Jokes More Pikachu Jokes

Why are Pokemon terrible to play hide and seek with?

Because they Pikachu

Why is it a bad idea to change clothes at a Pokemon's house?

Because he might Pikachu!

Peep Jokes More Peep Jokes

What do you call a guy who peeps his peeps?

A homeboyeur.

Why can you trust chocolate but not marshmallow?

Because chocolate doesn't make a peep.