How do you know he's a peeping tom?

Woman: "When I asked him what he was doing out there, he said 'I was trying to get a pikachu'".

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When do you know you are getting a good deal on a boat?

When there's a sail on it.

What did Adam say to Eve the first time he got an erection?

Stand back, I don't know how big this thing is gonna get!

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What happened to the cow when she tried to jump over the barbed wire fence?

Udder destruction.

Why don't you try calling them names too?

Steve: "I can't, they're so beautiful"

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did the artist ask Shakespeare when he was sketching his portrait?

2B or not 2B?

How was your interview?

Munnu: It went good, but lastly they asked me show them my testimonial. Chunnu: So Munnu: I think I showed them the wrong thing.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman in heaven?

An Angel A crowd of women in heaven - A host of Angels And all women in heaven - PEACE ON EARTH!

Why don't women wear skirts during winter?

They'll get chapped lips!

Pikachu Jokes More Pikachu Jokes

Why don't you take Pokemon to the bathroom with you?

Because they might Pikachu!

What do you call a funny Pikachu?

Jokemon.

Peep Jokes More Peep Jokes

Why can you trust chocolate but not marshmallow?

Because chocolate doesn't make a peep.

What do you call a guy who peeps his peeps?

A homeboyeur.