How do you know he's a peeping tom?

Woman: "When I asked him what he was doing out there, he said 'I was trying to get a Pikachu'".

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How many puppies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Do you know yet Me (in a sea of puppies): No, they haven't done it. Bring more

How do you know when to use "fridge" or "refrigerator"?

Open it, if there's a 'd' in it, it's a fridge.

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Why do we paint Easter eggs?

Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!

What do you say when you are trying to scare your girlfriend?

Boo bae! (Read aloud please)

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did the Mexican princess ask her sister?

Tijuana build a snowman

How do you reply when someone on /r/askscience asks you on a date?

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What is Caitlyn Jenner's favorite song?

More than a Woman by the BeeGees

How do you understand women?

I really just want to know.

Pikachu Jokes More Pikachu Jokes

Why are Pokemon terrible to play hide and seek with?

Because they Pikachu

Why should you never bring your Pokemon cards into the washroom with you?

They might Pikachu.

Peep Jokes More Peep Jokes

Why can you trust chocolate but not marshmallow?

Because chocolate doesn't make a peep.

What kind of joke do peeping Toms like?

In-ya-window