How do you reply when someone on /r/askscience asks you on a date?

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How did I get here?

I'm sure my neighbors ask the same question every time they catch me in their house...taking a shower.

Why did the army's craftsman enact a "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" Policy?

He didn't want any glaze in the military

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Why did Jesus take three days to resurrect after dying on the cross?

Because the date wasn't nailed down.

What is Josh Duggar's second favorite dating website after Ashley-Madison?

Ancestry.com

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What's the wheel for?

The pirate replies, "Arrr it's drivin me nuts!"

Where is the fire at?

The man replies: it's back there, I'm just going to get the water! (This is a true story, my uncle really said this)

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Why does my computer always ask me if I'm "sure" about stuff?

Yes, I want to delete my hard drive.

What do you call a subreddit that sanctions free speech?

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