How do you reply when someone on /r/askscience asks you on a date?

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How's life?

She asked. "Oh same as usual" he replied "boring."

What's the best/worst dirty joke you know?

In honor of the recent joke trends I ask you what is the dirtiest joke you know?

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Where do lightning bolts go on dates?

To cloud 9

How did the date go?

Not good. Aww what went wrong -*thinks back to accidentally popping a zit into her soup* She just wasn't my type.

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Why do old people read the Bible so much?

I asked my grandad the other day "why do old people read the Bible so much?" He replied "cause we're cramming for finals"

Where do you see yourself in 10 yrs time?

Same as now - in photos and mirrors," I replied

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What did a cyberman say to John Smith?

You will be deleted

How do you bring a joke to the front page?

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