How do you reply when someone on /r/askscience asks you on a date?

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What would be your reply?

Someone stops you in the middle of the road and asks you to tell him a good joke, What would be your reply?

What did the Shetland Pony say when asked if his cough had cleared up?

Yes, thanks, but I'm still a little horse.

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What is the most popular dating website in the south?

Ancestry.com

Why do programmers like to concatenate time stamps?

It's the only way they can get a string of dates.

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When I was 3 years old I looked at my nutsack and asked my Mom "Are these my brains?

Not yet," she replied

Why don't you play with your friends?

He asked. 'Because I only have one friend' the girl replied. 'And I hate her.'

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How do you know an r/jokes mod is a cyberman?

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How many mods does it take to change a lightbulb?

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