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How do you reply when someone on /r/askscience asks you on a date?

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When ur at chipotle n u ask for guac and they say "its extra is that ok?

If u say its not ok they give it to u for free

How, you ask?

I walked into an autopsy. It was stiff.

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Why is a dance like a bowl of cereal?

They are both more enjoyable with dates!

What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and a single 40-year-old man?

The 40-year-old woman thinks often of having children and the man thinks often about dating them.

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What are you taking for it?

Man replies "Pollen"

How's life?

She asked. "Oh same as usual" he replied "boring."

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How can you know that you are insecure about what other people think of your post?

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Who characters?

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