What do you call it when the only cow on your dairy farm won't produce milk?

Utter despair.

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What do you call a cow that stopped producing milk?

An udder failure.

What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus?

A cow that can milk itself!

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What's the fastest liquid on earth?

Milk. It's pasteurized before you see it.

Why is milk the fastest liquid on the planet?

It's pasteurised before you can see it!

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What do you call a cow which can no longer produce milk?

An udder failure.

What shape is produced when you knock over a 60s actress?

A Tippihedron

Dairy Farm Jokes More Dairy Farm Jokes

What do you call it when the only cow on your dairy farm won't produce milk?

Utter despair.

What do you call a man with a fetish for US currency who works on a dairy farm?

A quarter-pounder with cheese.