What do you call it when the only cow on your dairy farm won't produce milk?

Utter despair.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you get if you walk under a cow?

A pat on the head.

What do you call a cow that just had a baby?

Decalfinated

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

How can you tell when your drowning in milk?

When it gets pasteurise.

What's the difference between a cow, and 9/11?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years.

Produce Jokes More Produce Jokes

Why do Klingons feel very little pain?

They produce a lot of endworfins.

Why do programmers produce more garbage than others?

Because they (some of them) don't have a garbage collector.

Dairy Farm Jokes More Dairy Farm Jokes

What do you call it when the only cow on your dairy farm won't produce milk?

Utter despair.

What do you call a man with a fetish for US currency who works on a dairy farm?

A quarter-pounder with cheese.