What do you call it when the only cow on your dairy farm won't produce milk?

Utter despair.

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What happened when the cow tried to milk itself?

It was an udder catastrophe.

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure!

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What's the difference between the 9/11 attack and a dairy cow?

You stop milking the cow after ten years.

What do you get from a bee that has an udder?

Milk and honey.

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How did the cow feel when it couldn't produce milk?

Udderly useless.

Which is more environment-friendly: Facebook or r/jokes?

Facebook produces too much plastics while r/jokes has 100% recycling rate.

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What do you call it when the only cow on your dairy farm won't produce milk?

Utter despair.

What do you call a man with a fetish for US currency who works on a dairy farm?

A quarter-pounder with cheese.