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What do you call it when the only cow on your dairy farm won't produce milk?

Utter despair.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you get if you cross a cow a French fry and a sofa?

A cowch potato!

What's in front of a woman and in the back of a cow?

The W. Yeah my dad just busted this joke on me.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs?

The cow has the udder.

What do you think I should buy, a cow or a bike?

You'd look pretty funny riding a cow...but you'd look much worst milking a bike

Produce Jokes More Produce Jokes

What shape is produced when you knock over a 60s actress?

A Tippihedron

What do you call the statistics for the total amount of waste produced by the US this year?

Gross

Dairy Farm Jokes More Dairy Farm Jokes

What do you call it when the only cow on your dairy farm won't produce milk?

Utter despair.

What do you call a man with a fetish for US currency who works on a dairy farm?

A quarter-pounder with cheese.