What do you call it when the only cow on your dairy farm won't produce milk?

Utter despair.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why did the cow drink his own milk?

He needed the cowlcium.

Why don't cows hang out with camels?

They're all a bunch of drama-dairies.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?

A milk dud!

What's the difference between the 9/11 attack and a dairy cow?

You stop milking the cow after ten years.

Produce Jokes More Produce Jokes

What font is alphabet soup produced in?

Times New Ramen

What type of cow produces both milk and potatos?

Your Mother.

Dairy Farm Jokes More Dairy Farm Jokes

What do you call a man with a fetish for US currency who works on a dairy farm?

A quarter-pounder with cheese.

What do you call it when the only cow on your dairy farm won't produce milk?

Utter despair.