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What do you call it when the only cow on your dairy farm won't produce milk?

Utter despair.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Who do cows pray to?

Moohammad

What is a better name for cows?

Lawn mooers! My 12 year old sister made this up... She out dad joked me..and I'm a dad!

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What aisle has the milk?

Sir, this is a library." *whispers* "What aisle has the milk "

What is the difference between a goat and 9/11?

You cannot milk a goat for 13 years

Produce Jokes More Produce Jokes

How did the cow feel when it couldn't produce milk?

Udderly useless.

Why do Klingons feel very little pain?

They produce a lot of endworfins.

Dairy Farm Jokes More Dairy Farm Jokes

What do you call it when the only cow on your dairy farm won't produce milk?

Utter despair.

What do you call a man with a fetish for US currency who works on a dairy farm?

A quarter-pounder with cheese.