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What do you call it when the only cow on your dairy farm won't produce milk?

Utter despair.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What goes oo ooo oooo?

A cow with no lips.

What did the cat say to the banana?

Banana... What did the cow say to the banana Banana... What did the goat say to the banana Baaah- nothing. Goats can't talk.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

What do you call an NBA Superstar who's first job was stocking milk?

Legen-dairy*

Produce Jokes More Produce Jokes

Why did they produce a reality show about midgets?

Because they only wanted a little drama.

What do you call a cow that doesn't produce milk?

A milk dud.

Dairy Farm Jokes More Dairy Farm Jokes

What do you call a man with a fetish for US currency who works on a dairy farm?

A quarter-pounder with cheese.

What do you call it when the only cow on your dairy farm won't produce milk?

Utter despair.