What do you call it when the only cow on your dairy farm won't produce milk?

Utter despair.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?

It was udder destruction.

What is the most important use for cowhide?

To hold the cow together.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What's the difference between a cow and Super Mario Bros?

A cow can't be milked for over 30 years

What do you call a cow which can no longer produce milk?

An udder failure.

Produce Jokes More Produce Jokes

What do you call it when the only cow on your dairy farm won't produce milk?

Utter despair.

Why do Klingons feel very little pain?

They produce a lot of endworfins.

Dairy Farm Jokes More Dairy Farm Jokes

What do you call a man with a fetish for US currency who works on a dairy farm?

A quarter-pounder with cheese.

What do you call it when the only cow on your dairy farm won't produce milk?

Utter despair.