What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure!

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What did the cow do when the farmer was about to hit him?

He mooved

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He wanted to feed his nightmares.

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A milk shake!

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An udder failure.

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What do you call a cow that gives no milk?

An udder failure.

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An udder failure.