What do you call a cow that gives no milk?

An udder failure.

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What's the difference between a cow and the Twin Towers?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

Why doesn't NASA send cows to space?

Because the stakes would be too high.

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What is the fastest thing in the world?

Milk. Because it's pasteurised before you see it.

What's the difference between a cow and Super Mario Bros?

A cow can't be milked for over 30 years

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What do you call a cow that can't make milk?

An udder failure!

What do you call a cow which can no longer produce milk?

An udder failure.