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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure!

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What did the field say to the farmer?

Plow Me!

Why did the farmer call his horse Baseball?

Because it's covered with horsehide!

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a Cow on the moon?

A Moo - nwalker

How often does an oriental farmer milk his cows?

Dairy

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

A grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag.

I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'

What do you call milk at the edge of a cliff?

Legendary

Udder Failure Jokes More Udder Failure Jokes

What do you call a cow that gives no milk?

An udder failure.

What do you call a cow which can no longer produce milk?

An udder failure.