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What do you call a cow that gives no milk?

An udder failure.

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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure!

What do cows do when they're introduced?

They give each other a milk shake!

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Why are there commercials for milk?

Who still doesn't know about milk

What do you milk you can't see?

Pasteurized milk.

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What do you call a cow that stopped producing milk?

An udder failure.

What do you call a cow that can't make milk?

An udder failure!