What do you call a cow that gives no milk?

An udder failure.

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What do you call it when the only cow on your dairy farm won't produce milk?

Utter despair.

What did the cow say to the paintbrush?

Moo. As told by my kid this morning.

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What do you milk you can't see?

Pasteurized milk.

What's the hardest part of milking a mouse?

Getting it to fit over a bucket!

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What do you call a cow that can't make milk?

An udder failure!

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure!