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What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Ray Charles and Ray Rice?

Ray Charles wasn't a one-hit wonder.

What's the difference between Shea Stadium and Sloan-Kettering?

At Sloan-Kettering the Mets always win.

911 Jokes More 911 Jokes

Why can't a blonde dial 911?

Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911? A: She can't find the eleven.

Why didn't the blond call 911?

She couldn't find the 11 on the dial pad.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why are cows always broke?

The farmers milk them dry.

What do you call martial arts for cows?

Mooey Thai.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

Who do women produce milk for?

The baby and the dad.

Why does beer go faster through you than milk?

Unlike milk it doesn't have to change color. Why does Budweiser go faster through you than beer? Unlike beer it doesn't have to change taste.

15 Year Jokes More 15 Year Jokes

What's the difference between a cow and the Twin Towers?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

Where will you see yourself in 15 years?

A Mirror