What's the difference between a cow and the Twin Towers?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a tire and a black man?

The tire doesn't start singing when you chain it.

What's the difference a kidney bean and a chickpea?

I've never paid $200 to have a kidney bean in my mouth.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Where does a cow stop to drink?

The milky way!

How does a farmer count cows?

With a cow-calculator.

Twin Tower Jokes More Twin Tower Jokes

What happens when there are two Islamic terrorist identical brothers and one is way taller than the other?

The Twin Towers.

What's the difference between most people and planes?

Most people miss the twin towers.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

Why does Karl Marx not take milk in his tea?

Because proper tea is theft.

Where do Russians get their milk from?

From moscow

15 Year Jokes More 15 Year Jokes

How many OU (University of Oklahoma) coaches does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.

What does 9/11 and owning CP have in common?

The government will watch you for the next 15+ years