What's the difference between a cow and 9/11?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years

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What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

What's the difference between a steampunk bike and a regular bike?

On a steampunk bike the gears don't do anything.

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What is the difference between a dog and a viola?

The dog knows when to stop scratching.

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?

Take away it's credit cards!

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Why was 10 afraid?

Because it was in the middle of 9/11

What do I do?

Someone else yells "Call 911!" The blonde yells back "What's the number "

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What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?

A milkshake!

What do cows read at the breakfast table?

The moospaper!

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What type of cow produces both milk and potatos?

Your Mother.

How do you know when you are going to drown in milk?

When it's past your eyes.

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How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

Where do you see yourself in 10 years?

In a mirror.