What's the difference between an Alto and a Tenor?

The Tenor doesn't have hair on his back.

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What's the difference between a "narrative" and a "circle jerk"?

How you spell them.

What is the difference between an abusive relationship and The Chainsmokers?

Nothing, The hits keep coming

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What experience do you have plucking chickens?

Me: See all those hairs on my chin No. Me: Exactly.

What wears a black white and tan coat but has no hair?

A bald beagle!

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What do you call a tenor with erectile problems?

Flacido Domingo.

How many Tenors does it take to screw in a Lightbulb?

Trick Question. They only think they can reach that high.