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Why did the caveman drag his cavewoman around by the hair?

Because if he dragged her around by the feet she would fill up with dirt.

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why are pirates funny?

Because they Arrrr (Yes I know its cheesier than my feet)

How on earth can you defend a man like Adam Johnson?

It's easy, he's all left foot - just constantly show him down the right side and don't let him cut in.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What sits in the corner of the room, crying and getting smaller and smaller?

A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler.

How is Sandusky like a tortoise?

He gets there before the hair...

Caveman Jokes More Caveman Jokes

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman?

RAWR!

What do you call a caveman that goes walkabout?

A Meanderthal.

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

What is dry on the outside filled with water and blows up buildings?

A fish tank!

Why did the fallen child cross the road?

Believing that one day, the chicken will cross the road, it fills you with determination.

Dirt Jokes More Dirt Jokes

What Color Is It?

In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.

What do you call a hundred black men buried up to their necks in dirt?

Afroturf

Drag Jokes More Drag Jokes

Why is ok to leave the lid off a basket of socialist crabs?

Because whenever one of them climbs to the top, the others drag it back down.

What do you do with a no-legged greyhound?

Take it drag racing