Why did the caveman drag his cavewoman around by the hair?

Because if he dragged her around by the feet she would fill up with dirt.

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What do you call a detective from Glasgow with three feet?

A Scotland Yard.

What do you call a man with no feet and is allergic to milk?

Lack-toes intolerant

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Which side of a horse has the most hair?

The OUTSIDE! oh-my-goodness, that's hilarious! Skip

Who never gets his hair wet in the shower?

A bald man.

Caveman Jokes More Caveman Jokes

How would you describe a transistor to a caveman?

Ooga booga baby!

What caveman say when he get hurt?

Meow.

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

Why did the caveman drag his cavewoman around by the hair?

Because if he dragged her around by the feet she would fill up with dirt.

What do you get if you fill a suburb full of Mermen?

Prawn crackers.

Dirt Jokes More Dirt Jokes

What do you call a Blonde in the dirt?

Her name was Cindy she had a husband and 2 children

How much storage do you need for a mouthful of dirt?

A Terra Bite

Drag Jokes More Drag Jokes

What can you do with a dog that has no legs?

Take him on a drag! What do you call said dog Doesn't matter... he's not coming anyway.

What do you call a dog that has balls of steel and is dragging them across cement?

Sparky.