Why did the caveman drag his cavewoman around by the hair?

Because if he dragged her around by the feet she would fill up with dirt.

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What do you say to a molecular biologist who's about to step foot into the ring?

Show him what you're made of!

Why do giraffes have long necks?

Because their feet stink.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

How do warty witches keep their hair out of place?

With scare spray.

What did the blonde do after she combed her hair?

She pulled her pants up.

Caveman Jokes More Caveman Jokes

How would you describe a transistor to a caveman?

Ooga booga baby!

What do you call a caveman that goes walkabout?

A Meanderthal.

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

Thar's gold in them thar fills.

How many ants does it take to fill an apartment?

Ten ants (Tenants)

Dirt Jokes More Dirt Jokes

What do you call dirt?

Dirty.

Why do towels get dirty?

If we use towels just to dry ourselves after washing off dirt and what not. Why do they get dirty??

Drag Jokes More Drag Jokes

What do you call a dog that has balls of steel and is dragging them across cement?

Sparky.

What can you do with a dog that has no legs?

Take him on a drag! What do you call said dog Doesn't matter... he's not coming anyway.