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Why did the caveman drag his cavewoman around by the hair?

Because if he dragged her around by the feet she would fill up with dirt.

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What do you get when you cross a foot with cookware?

Potato!

How many feet are in a yard?

4 if you have a dog.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair brown?

AI (Artificial Intelligence)

What side of a monster has more hair?

The outside!

Caveman Jokes More Caveman Jokes

Why did the caveman drag his cavewoman around by the hair?

Because if he dragged her around by the feet she would fill up with dirt.

How would you describe a transistor to a caveman?

Ooga booga baby!

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

How do make a Kia twice as valuable?

Fill up the tank

What do you call a space pub filled with white chicks?

The Mos Eisley can't even.

Dirt Jokes More Dirt Jokes

What do you call a Blonde in the dirt?

Her name was Cindy she had a husband and 2 children

How many mm3 of dirt is there in a hole 1m x 1m x 1m?

There is no dirt in the hole!

Drag Jokes More Drag Jokes

What do you name a dog with no legs?

Cigarette" because you take him out for a drag.

How many Polish people does it take to be pallbearers at a funeral?

Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body