Why did the caveman drag his cavewoman around by the hair?

Because if he dragged her around by the feet she would fill up with dirt.

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What does a pirate call three feet?

A YAAAARRRRGGGG!! Oh look a door.

Why did the foot smile?

He was toe very happy. Jesus that is awful.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What do you call a guy with no hair named Gary?

Garibaldi

What's a whale's favourite brand of hair gel?

Krill Bream.

Caveman Jokes More Caveman Jokes

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman?

RAWR!

Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair?

Because if they dragged them by the ankles, they'd fill up with muck.

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Ten ants!

Why did the Papal Palace fill up with kittens?

Because the Pope was a cat-holic. Eh Eh

Dirt Jokes More Dirt Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in dirt and then cross the road again?

Because he was a dirty double crosser!

How much storage do you need for a mouthful of dirt?

A Terra Bite

Drag Jokes More Drag Jokes

What do you do with a no-legged greyhound?

Take it drag racing

Why did the caveman drag his cavewoman around by the hair?

Because if he dragged her around by the feet she would fill up with dirt.