Why did the caveman drag his cavewoman around by the hair?

Because if he dragged her around by the feet she would fill up with dirt.

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

How tall is Luke Skywalker?

Six foot force

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

How did the Roman cut his hair?

Caesar

What do you call it when a video game character gets hair on his body?

Q*berty. (my kids wrote this!)

Caveman Jokes More Caveman Jokes

What do you call a caveman that goes walkabout?

A Meanderthal.

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman?

RAWR!

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

Who's there! Cargo! Cargo who?

Cargo better if you fill it with gas first!

What do you call a book filled with outlines of Star Wars characters?

A Kylo Ren Book

Dirt Jokes More Dirt Jokes

How much storage do you need for a mouthful of dirt?

A Terra Bite

How many mm3 of dirt is there in a hole 1m x 1m x 1m?

There is no dirt in the hole!

Drag Jokes More Drag Jokes

What do you call a robot dressed in drag?

A transition metal.

What did the pilot say when his plane wasn't flying?

Aw man, that's a drag.