How much storage do you need for a mouthful of dirt?

A Terra Bite

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Because he was a dirty double crosser!

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How much storage do you need for a mouthful of dirt?

A Terra Bite

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How much storage do you need for a mouthful of dirt?

A Terra Bite

Where's all the microscope oil and acetic acid?

Me: (with a mouthful of salad topped with vinaigrette) I dunno.