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How much storage do you need for a mouthful of dirt?

A Terra Bite

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What do I need a girlfriend for?

When the Reddit servers are ready to go down on me anytime?

Why did a lightbulb in the candy store go out?

It needed to get it's fill o' mint.

Dirt Jokes More Dirt Jokes

How much storage do you need for a mouthful of dirt?

A Terra Bite

Why did the caveman drag his cavewoman around by the hair?

Because if he dragged her around by the feet she would fill up with dirt.

Storage Jokes More Storage Jokes

What do you get a man who has everything?

Storage

How much storage do you need for a mouthful of dirt?

A Terra Bite

Mouthful Jokes More Mouthful Jokes

Why was that guy yelling at you?

Flashback to me ignoring the "one per customer" sign me with a mouthful of cheese samples No idea

Where's all the microscope oil and acetic acid?

Me: (with a mouthful of salad topped with vinaigrette) I dunno.