How much storage do you need for a mouthful of dirt?

A Terra Bite

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Why do I need the life vest?

Me: If you have to ask, you might not need one.

How many survivors of nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. People that glow in the dark don't need lights.

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What do you call a Blonde in the dirt?

Her name was Cindy she had a husband and 2 children

How many mm3 of dirt is there in a hole 1m x 1m x 1m?

There is no dirt in the hole!

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What do you get a man who has everything?

Storage

How much storage do you need for a mouthful of dirt?

A Terra Bite

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How much storage do you need for a mouthful of dirt?

A Terra Bite

Where's all the microscope oil and acetic acid?

Me: (with a mouthful of salad topped with vinaigrette) I dunno.