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How much storage do you need for a mouthful of dirt?

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Why do you need all this syrup?

The government worker says: "That's mollasified."

Where the hell are you going with those balloons?

4yr: I need to wee! Me: With balloons! 4yr: Its so much fun to wee with balloons

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in dirt and then cross the road again?

Because he was a dirty double crosser!

Why do towels get dirty?

If we use towels just to dry ourselves after washing off dirt and what not. Why do they get dirty??

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How much storage do you need for a mouthful of dirt?

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What do you get a man who has everything?

Storage

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How much storage do you need for a mouthful of dirt?

A Terra Bite

Why was that guy yelling at you?

Flashback to me ignoring the "one per customer" sign me with a mouthful of cheese samples No idea