How much storage do you need for a mouthful of dirt?

A Terra Bite

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Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What do you call a carpenter who needs fewer nails?

Jesus

Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?

Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken " Mother: "We need the eggs."

Dirt Jokes More Dirt Jokes

What do you call a Blonde in the dirt?

Her name was Cindy she had a husband and 2 children

What do you call a hundred black men buried up to their necks in dirt?

Afroturf

Storage Jokes More Storage Jokes

How much storage do you need for a mouthful of dirt?

A Terra Bite

What do you get a man who has everything?

Storage

Mouthful Jokes More Mouthful Jokes

Why was that guy yelling at you?

Flashback to me ignoring the "one per customer" sign me with a mouthful of cheese samples No idea

Where's all the microscope oil and acetic acid?

Me: (with a mouthful of salad topped with vinaigrette) I dunno.