How much storage do you need for a mouthful of dirt?

A Terra Bite

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Why did Kobe Bryant go to New Jersey after he got arrested?

Because he needed one.

How many times we need to tell you that she died?

Man: It pleases me to listen that she died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in dirt and then cross the road again?

Because he was a dirty double crosser!

What do you get when water washes away dirt?

A road

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How much storage do you need for a mouthful of dirt?

A Terra Bite

What do you get a man who has everything?

Storage

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Where's all the microscope oil and acetic acid?

Me: (with a mouthful of salad topped with vinaigrette) I dunno.

How much storage do you need for a mouthful of dirt?

A Terra Bite