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Why does a rapper need an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle.

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What's the difference between Jesus and the painting of the Last Supper?

You only need one nail to hang the painting.

How is credit like cocaine?

Everyone just needs 1 more line.

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What does Snoop Dogg have an umbrella for?

Fo' Drizzle

What does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella for?

Fo Drizzle!

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What do Japanese emperors and rappers have in common?

They're both wondering where their ninjas are at.

Why do rappers love weed so much?

Because the majority of their relatives used to pick it

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Why does Snoop Dog carry around an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle.

Why does Snoop carry an umbrella?

Fo drizzle