Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle.

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What's pink has five toes and is carried by the Easter Bunny?

His lucky people's foot!

What's grey carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill?

A get wellephant!

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Why does Snoop always carry an umbrella?

Fo da drizzle.

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?

For drizzle.

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What does a midwestern farmer and a rapper have in common?

They both want to make it rain.

How the rap feud started Me: can u invite all the rappers to my b'day party?

2pac: sure, no biggie Biggieeavesdropping: wipes tears

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Why does Snoop Dawg carry an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

Why does Snoop Dogg always carry around an umbrella?

Fo drizzle