Why do people carry around umbrellas?

Because they can't carry themselves

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Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

Regular rocks are too heavy.

How many people live in South America?

A Brazilian.

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What happens if Mike Tyson carries around Mjolnir all day?

He gets Thor arms!

Why do you carry a knife?

Me: A sword is harder to hide.

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Why does Snoop Dogg always carry around an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

What does Snoop Dogg have an umbrella for?

Fo' Drizzle