Why do people carry around umbrellas?

Because they can't carry themselves

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Which people do the burgers hate?

The ones who are always putting the bite on them!

Why couldn't the troll catch any fish?

Because other people took the bait.

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Why can't Roman Reigns light a campfire?

Because he doesn't carry any matches!

What do you call a horse who likes to carry all the groceries?

A one trip pony

Umbrella Jokes More Umbrella Jokes

What's grey stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet?

An elephant with an umbrella!

Why did Snoop Dogg bring an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle.