Why do people carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas cant walk.

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Why do they have fences around cemetaries?

Because people are dying to get in.

What do you calll a woman that people sit on?

Cher!

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What did the silly boy take his bicycle to bed with him?

Because he didn't want to walk in his sleep.

What has fifty legs but still can't walk?

Half a centipede.

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

How is Santa able to carry so many presents at once?

Santa isn't real.

What is stronger an elephant or a snail?

A snail because it carries it's house an elephant just carries its trunk!

Umbrella Jokes More Umbrella Jokes

What is an umbrella doing in the shower?

Practicing

Why do people carry around umbrellas?

Because they can't carry themselves