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Why do people carry around umbrellas?

Because they can't carry themselves

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call a group of people standing in the Arctic circle?

A Finnish line.

Why are the mountains in Switzerland called "the Alps"?

Because when people fall off of 'em, they yell AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

How do you do that?

I carry my laptop outside and if it gets wet I know it's raining!

Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?

Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets? A: To smell like big girls.

Umbrella Jokes More Umbrella Jokes

What do you get when you buy a $5 umbrella?

Wet.

Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella with him everywhere?

Fa Drizzle