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Why do people carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas cant walk.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people with no arms have difficulty remembering?

Because they can't put their finger on it.

What do cats and people that submit jokes with the punchline "PLAGIARISM" have in common?

THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

How many performance artists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know either, I walked out early too.

Why did the junkie walk into the pet store?

To buy some quack croakaine!

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Why does a mother carry her baby?

The baby can't carry the mother.

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?

They can lighten your load!

Umbrella Jokes More Umbrella Jokes

Why does SnoopDogg always carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle

Why does Snoop Dawg need an umbrella??

Fo Drizzle.