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Why do people carry around umbrellas?

Because they can't carry themselves

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Why were people angry wen the chiken crossed the rd?

Cus he looked one way, then another way after.

Why do feminists hate Medusa?

She's always objectifying people.

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What do you call spaghetti that carries a fake ID?

An impasta!

Why should you always carry toilet paper to the twilight zone?

Doodoo doodoo

Umbrella Jokes More Umbrella Jokes

Why does SnoopDogg always carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle

Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?

Fo drizzle