March Madness Sale - 25% Off

What's grey stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet?

An elephant with an umbrella!

Previous Random Joke Next
Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

When you're cold inside, where do you stand?

You usually want to stand at a corner, they're around 90 degree's

Why can't the bicycle stand on its own?

Because its two tyred

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you call a mix between an elephant and a rhino?

Ell if I know

What do you do to an elephant with 3 balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

Grey Jokes More Grey Jokes

What do you call 256 Shades of Grey?

Grayscale

What do you call a naked old man crawling out of a coal mine?

50 shades of grey's anatomy

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

When do spare parts from Japanese cars start falling out of the sky?

When it's raining Datsun cogs.

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

Umbrella Jokes More Umbrella Jokes

Why don't women need umbrellas?

Because it doesn't rain in the kitchen.

Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella everywhere he goes?

Fo' Drizzle!

River Jokes More River Jokes

Why do elephants jump across rivers?

So they won't step on the fish.

What do you get if you cross a river with a bridge?

To the other side.