What's grey stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet?

An elephant with an umbrella!

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why do good farmers only excel when they are actually farming?

Because they are out standing in their field.

What do you get when 100 rabbits stand in a row and 99 take a step back?

A receding hare line.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why do waiters prefer elephants to flies?

Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup.

What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter?

An irrelephant.

Grey Jokes More Grey Jokes

What's grey carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill?

A get wellephant!

What's big and grey and wears a mask?

The elephantom of the opera!

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

Why did the haunted house not like rain?

Because it dampened his spirits.

What do snake charmers do in the rain?

Turn on their windshield vipers.

Umbrella Jokes More Umbrella Jokes

What goes up a chimney down, but won't go down a chimney up?

An umbrella!

Why did Snoop Dogg bring an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle.

River Jokes More River Jokes

What do you call paddling down a river of skim milk?

White water rafting.

What do you get if you cross a river with a bridge?

To the other side.