What's grey stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet?

An elephant with an umbrella!

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

How can you tell if a farmer is a good farmer?

He's out standing in his field

What did Adam say to Eve the first time he got an erection?

Stand back, I don't know how big this thing is gonna get!

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you get an elephant in to a plastic bag?

First you take the 'T' out of 'Tesco', what do you get Esco. Then you take the 'F' out of 'Weigh', what do you get

What's the biggest ant in the world?

Girl: My Aunt Boy: No it's an elephant. Girl: You obviously haven't met my Aunt

Grey Jokes More Grey Jokes

What do you call 256 Shades of Grey?

Grayscale

Why is there only 50 shades of grey?

Why not 5,000 What's stopping them

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

How do poor people make it rain?

They don't.

What do you call a bear in the rain?

A drizzly bear.

Umbrella Jokes More Umbrella Jokes

Why did Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?

Because he was scared of a Lil' Wayne.

Why do people carry around umbrellas?

Because they can't carry themselves

River Jokes More River Jokes

How do I get to the other side of the river?

The blonde yells back "You are on the other side!"

What did the ocean say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide.