What's grey stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet?

An elephant with an umbrella!

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What does the B in Benot B. Mandelbrot stand for?

Benot B. Mandelbrot

What do you call a guy who stands under a bull?

Understandabull

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What happens when an elephant sits on a car?

It breaks the trunk.

Where do elephants keep their luggage?

In their trunk!

Grey Jokes More Grey Jokes

What's big and grey and wears a mask?

The elephantom of the opera!

What do you call 256 Shades of Grey?

Grayscale

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

What does a ghost wear when it's raining?

Boooooooooooooots

Why do airplanes manufactured in Spain have windshield wipers on the inside?

Because the rain in Spain falls mostly in the plain.

Umbrella Jokes More Umbrella Jokes

What is an umbrella doing in the shower?

Practicing

What goes up a chimney down, but won't go down a chimney up?

An umbrella!

River Jokes More River Jokes

What did the electrician say while swimming across a river?

Oh my God, that's a lot of current!

What song did Russia send Ukraine for its birthday?

Crimea a river