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What's grey stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet?

An elephant with an umbrella!

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What did the double-amputee say when he stood up?

I stand corrected." -From

What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you get an elephant across the freeway?

Take the "F" out of "free" and the "F" out "way".... (there's no effin' way)

What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court?

Annette!

Grey Jokes More Grey Jokes

What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying?

I still find you dashing

What's grey stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet?

An elephant with an umbrella!

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

What do parliament and Ukrainian skies have in common?

They're both raining bodies

What is Irish and stays on your patio, even when it rains?

Patty O'Furniture.

Umbrella Jokes More Umbrella Jokes

Why does Snoop always carry an umbrella?

Fo da drizzle.

Why does a rapper need an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle.

River Jokes More River Jokes

Why is a river really rich?

Its got two banks.

Why wasn't the fella able to get out when he fell in the river?

Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed