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What's grey stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet?

An elephant with an umbrella!

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why do ballerinas stand on their toes?

Can't they just get taller women

What does A&W stand for?

Amburgers & Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?

Swimming trunks!

Why is an elephant braver than a hen?

Because the elephant isn't chicken!

Grey Jokes More Grey Jokes

Why is there only 50 shades of grey?

Why not 5,000 What's stopping them

What's the best way for a lady to read 50 Shades of Grey?

To flick through it as fast as possible.

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

Why are Native American strippers the best?

When they dance they make it rain.

What gets less rain than the Sahara Desert?

The sun!

Umbrella Jokes More Umbrella Jokes

Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella with him everywhere?

Fa Drizzle

Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo drizzle b: fo shizzle C: fo nizzle D: fo bizzle

River Jokes More River Jokes

What is the river of negation called?

The Nile

What river separates China and India?

The Fraser River (which separates Richmond and Surrey)