What's grey stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet?

An elephant with an umbrella!

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

How do mesquite trees get taller?

They stand on their mesqui-toes!

Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes?

Could they not hire taller dancers

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What are the three steps to put an elephant into the fridge..?

1.Open the fridge 2.Put the elephant in 3.Close the fridge

Why did the elephant cross the road?

Because the chicken was having a day off!

Grey Jokes More Grey Jokes

What's big and grey and wears a mask?

The elephantom of the opera!

What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour?

A jet propelled elephant!

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm?

One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.

What happens after it rains in gotham city?

A waynebow.

Umbrella Jokes More Umbrella Jokes

Why does SnoopDogg always carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle

What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day?

A wet one.

River Jokes More River Jokes

What fish goes up the river at 100mph?

A motor pike!

Why is a river really rich?

Its got two banks.