A get wellephant!
He's got more money than cents
I recommend an immediate heart attack and let the paramedics carry you out of the room.
50 shades of grey's anatomy
A greydient
Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!
He's on route.
There were 3 car accidents in Mexico 70 people died. What do you call a bunch of black people in a swimming pool? Coco puffs.
The pack of pygmies is a bunch of cunning runts.
Cheers, mate.