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What's grey carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill?

A get wellephant!

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Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

What did the number 1 say to (pi)?

Let's get rational you can't carry on like this!

Why do buzzards prefer to fly?

Because they really like their carry-on..... yeah total dad joke, i know.

Grey Jokes More Grey Jokes

What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying?

I still find you dashing

What do you get if you cross 50 Shades of Grey with Blurred Lines?

A greydient

Flower Jokes More Flower Jokes

What mom loves... Son: Mom, why is my cousin's name rose?

Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!

What did the flower say about the tree heading to the sky?

He's on route.

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

What is the difference between an event at the X Games and a sorrority?

One is a bunch of Cunning Stunts

What do you call it when a bunch of stoned poets overthrow the government?

A Haiku.

Cheer Jokes More Cheer Jokes

How do you cheer up a brand new battery?

Remind him that he's full of untapped potential!

What did the Wealth of Nations say to the Communist Manifesto to cheer it up?

Some day you will be red!