Grey Jokes

What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying?

I still find you dashing

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What do you get if you cross 50 Shades of Grey with Blurred Lines?

A greydient

What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour?

A jet propelled elephant!

What do you call 256 Shades of Grey?

Grayscale

What grey has a wand huge wings and gives money to elephants?

The tusk fairy!

What's big and grey and wears a mask?

The elephantom of the opera!

What's grey and lights up?

An electric elephant!

Why is there only 50 shades of grey?

Why not 5,000 What's stopping them

What do you call a naked old man crawling out of a coal mine?

50 shades of grey's anatomy

What's the best way for a lady to read 50 Shades of Grey?

To flick through it as fast as possible.

What's grey stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet?

An elephant with an umbrella!

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What's grey carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill?

A get wellephant!

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Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

How did the dog's owner know his pet was angry about having soap flakes for breakfast?

He foamed at the mouth.

What do you call it when you thrust a hairy pole in and out of your mouth, and at the end you spit out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth!

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Where do you get a drink on Excel?

Formula bar

What has eight arms and an IQ of 80?

Four girlfriends drinking on St Patricks Day!

Smooth Jokes More Smooth Jokes

What do you call wood-smoothing equipment that's hot to the touch?

Bernie Sanders

Why are monsters huge and hairy and ugly?

Because if they were small and round and smooth they'd be M&M's

Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

What's black and white and black and white and black and white and green?

A skunk rolling down a hill with a pickle in its mouth.

What do you call a Ford on top of a hill?

A lie

Daisy Jokes More Daisy Jokes

Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who?

Daisy me rollin. They hatin. Patrollin and tryna catch me ridin dirty.

Why is Princess Peach named after a fruit and Princess Daisy named after a flower?

Because wanting to sound good is their OBJECTion

Blueberry Jokes More Blueberry Jokes

What do you call a sad strawberry?

A blueberry

What does a blueberry do at a party?

The Anti-oxy-dance

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What kind of tree would have the best bark?

Dogwood. Don't you dare judge me, it was on my popsicle stick.

How do you tell a boy tree from a girl tree?

Boy trees have woodpeckers.

Karl Marx Jokes More Karl Marx Jokes

Why did Karl Marx hate Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why does Karl Marx not take milk in his tea?

Because proper tea is theft.