I still find you dashing
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A greydient
A jet propelled elephant!
Christian should have had Ana read Fifty Shades of Grey if he wanted to torture her.
Grayscale
The tusk fairy!
The elephantom of the opera!
Perv! Me: Oh. No that's just for when I run out of toilet paper.
An electric elephant!
Why not 5,000 What's stopping them
50 shades of grey's anatomy
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To flick through it as fast as possible.
An elephant with an umbrella!
A get wellephant!
He heard little boys pants were 50% off...
Trick Question. You can't fit 50 feminists on a bus.
Re-morse code
So they can park in the handicapped spot.
Because he was a kami!
Because they did not have proper tea.
Because if they were small, white, and smooth they'd be Asprin.
Because they work.
Bernie sanders
Not enough
A woman on a tumble dryer! (Bet you thought I was gonna say 'a towel', didn't you, silly redditors)
If we use towels just to dry ourselves after washing off dirt and what not. Why do they get dirty??
Giving the pope an errection
Because they were vaccinated as children.
Because it had more cents
An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in its mouth!