Grey Jokes

What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying?

I still find you dashing

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour?

A jet propelled elephant!

What do you call 256 Shades of Grey?

Grayscale

What grey has a wand huge wings and gives money to elephants?

The tusk fairy!

What's big and grey and wears a mask?

The elephantom of the opera!

What's grey and lights up?

An electric elephant!

What's grey stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet?

An elephant with an umbrella!

What's grey carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill?

A get wellephant!

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Theft Jokes More Theft Jokes

Why did Karl Marx always buy cheap tea?

Because he believed that all proper tea was theft.

Why did Karl Marx dislike Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Proper Tea Jokes More Proper Tea Jokes

Why does Karl Marx not take milk in his tea?

Because proper tea is theft.

Why do Marxists drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

What's the best hour to book a dental appointment?

Tooth hurty.

How do they keep track of books at the sausage library?

The Andouille Decimal System

Karl Marx Jokes More Karl Marx Jokes

Why did Karl Marx dislike Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why does Karl Marx not take milk in his tea?

Because proper tea is theft.

Wonder Woman Jokes More Wonder Woman Jokes

What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying?

I still find you dashing

Where does Wonder Woman buy all her stuff?

Amazon.

Queen Jokes More Queen Jokes

What is it called when the Queen farts?

A noble gas!

What is something that is always heard but never seen?

A member of the Queen's guard doing a single squat.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why does Karl Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft!

Where do geographers go for a drink?

The Isobar

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

What's the best part about Dragon Ball Z?

Find out in the next episode of Dragon! Ball! Z!

What is green, sings and can be found in the fridge?

Elvis Parsley