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What's big and grey and wears a mask?

The elephantom of the opera!

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Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why dont applebees employees wear watches?

Cuz theres a clock on the microwave

What kind of underwear do old people wear?

Depends.

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What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying?

I still find you dashing

What's the best way for a lady to read 50 Shades of Grey?

To flick through it as fast as possible.

Opera Jokes More Opera Jokes

Why won't bankers go to the opera?

Because they quickly lose interest

What's Batman's least favourite album?

A Night at the Opera.

Mask Jokes More Mask Jokes

Why are you wearing masks?

There are no other giant, mutated turtles. No one's gonna mistake a different turtle for you.

What did the cow say to the masked robber?

Moo.

Elephantom Jokes More Elephantom Jokes

What's big and grey and wears a mask?

The elephantom of the opera!

What do you find in an elephants graveyard?

Elephantoms!