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What's big and grey and wears a mask?

The elephantom of the opera!

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What rabbit wears on his back while flying?

Eagle

What kind of underwear do the GI Joes wear?

None, they go commando.

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Why is there only 50 shades of grey?

Why not 5,000 What's stopping them

What's grey carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill?

A get wellephant!

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What's Batman's least favourite album?

A Night at the Opera.

Why won't bankers go to the opera?

Because they quickly lose interest

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Who has two thumbs and wears a mask?

Disguise!

What's big and grey and wears a mask?

The elephantom of the opera!

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What do you find in an elephants graveyard?

Elephantoms!

What's big and grey and wears a mask?

The elephantom of the opera!