What's big and grey and wears a mask?

The elephantom of the opera!

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Why did the parrot wear a raincoat?

Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated!

What's the difference between Batman and Martin Brodeur?

Batman isn't wearing hockey pads.

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What grey has a wand huge wings and gives money to elephants?

The tusk fairy!

What's grey and lights up?

An electric elephant!

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What's Batman's least favourite album?

A Night at the Opera.

What's big and grey and wears a mask?

The elephantom of the opera!

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What did the cow say to the masked robber?

Moo.

What's big and grey and wears a mask?

The elephantom of the opera!

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What's big and grey and wears a mask?

The elephantom of the opera!

What do you find in an elephants graveyard?

Elephantoms!