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What's big and grey and wears a mask?

The elephantom of the opera!

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What do you call a hippopotamus wearing Tie Dye?

A hippiepotamus

What do you think of wearing a straight jacket?

I think I could pull it off

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What do you call a naked old man crawling out of a coal mine?

50 shades of grey's anatomy

What's grey carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill?

A get wellephant!

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Why won't bankers go to the opera?

Because they quickly lose interest

What's Batman's least favourite album?

A Night at the Opera.

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What's big and grey and wears a mask?

The elephantom of the opera!

Who has a long nose wears a mask and sits tall in the saddle?

The Lone Aardvark!

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What do you find in an elephants graveyard?

Elephantoms!

What's big and grey and wears a mask?

The elephantom of the opera!