What's big and grey and wears a mask?

The elephantom of the opera!

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What shoes does Brad wear?

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Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

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What's big and grey and wears a mask?

The elephantom of the opera!

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What's big and grey and wears a mask?

The elephantom of the opera!

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What's big and grey and wears a mask?

The elephantom of the opera!