What's big and grey and wears a mask?

The elephantom of the opera!

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What fabric is worn in Soviet Russia?

Linen

What did the cow wear to the football game?

A Jersey.

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Who needs whips and chains?

Christian should have had Ana read Fifty Shades of Grey if he wanted to torture her.

What's the best way for a lady to read 50 Shades of Grey?

To flick through it as fast as possible.

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Why won't bankers go to the opera?

Because they quickly lose interest

What's Batman's least favourite album?

A Night at the Opera.

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Who has a long nose wears a mask and sits tall in the saddle?

The Lone Aardvark!

Why does Batman wear a mask?

Because the citizens of Gotham aren't morons, like those idiots over in Metropolis

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What's big and grey and wears a mask?

The elephantom of the opera!

What do you find in an elephants graveyard?

Elephantoms!