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What's big and grey and wears a mask?

The elephantom of the opera!

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What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a cliff?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

What does a guy with 2 right feet wear to the beach?

Flop-Flops

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What's grey and lights up?

An electric elephant!

What do you call a naked old man crawling out of a coal mine?

50 shades of grey's anatomy

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What's big and grey and wears a mask?

The elephantom of the opera!

What's Batman's least favourite album?

A Night at the Opera.

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Why do you hide behind a mask?

Kylo Ren: *takes off his mask to reveal his real face* Rey: Wow. Put the mask back on.

Who has two thumbs and wears a mask?

Disguise!

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What's big and grey and wears a mask?

The elephantom of the opera!

What do you find in an elephants graveyard?

Elephantoms!