What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying?

I still find you dashing

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What's worse than finding a lobster on your piano?

Finding crabs on your organ.

What does Fozzie the Bear do when he can't find a ride?

Walk-a Walk-a

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How can you tell the clan of a Scotsman?

Look under his kilt, if it's a quarter-pounder, he's a McDonald.

How can you tell if there is a pilot in the room?

He will tell you.

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What do you call it when Wonder Woman does too many drugs?

Heroine overdose

Where does Wonder Woman buy all her stuff?

Amazon.

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Why do Japanese people look so serious in pictures?

Last time they saw a flash it destroyed their country

What goes Vrrrooom-schreech, Vrrrooom-schreech, Vrrrooom-schreech?

A blonde at a flashing red light.

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What do you call a naked old man crawling out of a coal mine?

50 shades of grey's anatomy

Who needs whips and chains?

Christian should have had Ana read Fifty Shades of Grey if he wanted to torture her.

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What do you call an apology written using dots and dashes?

Re-morse code

What did the underscore say when he got up to leave?

Gotta Dash!