What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying?

I still find you dashing

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What musical instrument can be found in nearly every Bathroom?

A tuba toothpaste.

Where can you always find money?

In the dictionary.

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How can you tell a chemist from a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce "unionized".

What do you call a camel with 3 humps?

Humphrey. (I was told this joke by an actual dad, it was his response to one of my jokes)

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What do you call it when Wonder Woman does too many drugs?

Heroine overdose

What does Wonder Woman call foreplay?

Amazon Prime.

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What's black and red, flashes like hell and annoys men?

Live Jasmine

What goes Vroom!..screech..Vroom!..screech?

A blonde at a flashing red light.

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What's grey carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill?

A get wellephant!

What grey has a wand huge wings and gives money to elephants?

The tusk fairy!

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Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?

So they can park in the handicapped spot.

What did the underscore say when he got up to leave?

Gotta Dash!