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What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying?

I still find you dashing

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How many Super Sayains does it take to change a light bulb?

Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z!

Where is the best place to find hot grills?

A barbecue

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How can you tell a dog from an elephant?

The elephant remembers.

How can you tell, with 100% certainty, that no intelligent alien life exists that we know of?

Because if it did, we'd have sent foreign aid by now.

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What do you call it when Wonder Woman does too many drugs?

Heroine overdose

Where does Wonder Woman buy all her stuff?

Amazon.

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Why is there no such thing as an epileptic exhibitionist?

Because flashing gives them seizures.

What's it called when a Roman sees too many flashing colors?

A Julius Seizure.

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What's the best way for a lady to read 50 Shades of Grey?

To flick through it as fast as possible.

What's grey and lights up?

An electric elephant!

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What's it called when you apologize using dots and dashes?

Remorse code

What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying?

I still find you dashing