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What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying?

I still find you dashing

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Where do you find a one legged cow?

Where ever you left it.

Why can't you find good quality clothing on the Iron Islands?

They do not sew

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How do you tell the difference between a chemistry professor and a politician?

Just ask them to read this word: unionized.

How do Mexican peanuts tell time?

Cacawatches

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What do you call it when Wonder Woman does too many drugs?

Heroine overdose

Why did Superman dump Lois for Wonder Woman?

He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.

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What kind of phone does The Flash use?

Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash

What does Gordon program in?

FLASH... AAAHHHHHHHH. Its the language of the universe...

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What grey has a wand huge wings and gives money to elephants?

The tusk fairy!

Why is there only 50 shades of grey?

Why not 5,000 What's stopping them

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What do you call an apology written using dots and dashes?

Re-morse code

Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?

So they can park in the handicapped spot.