Wonder Woman Jokes

What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying?

I still find you dashing

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Where does Wonder Woman buy all her stuff?

Amazon.

What do you call it when Wonder Woman does too many drugs?

Heroine overdose

What does Wonder Woman call foreplay?

Amazon Prime.

Why did Superman dump Lois for Wonder Woman?

He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.

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When Bruce decides to do stand-up, what will his stage-name be?

Penny Bruce

Why did the Soviets decide to be Russian?

Cuz they got tired of Stalin.

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What do Muslim men do while foreplay?

Tickle the goat under it's chin.

What's a man's idea of foreplay?

A half hour of begging.

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Why are League of Legends players the most skeptical people on Earth?

Because they take everything with a grain of salt.

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

The champire!

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How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.

Why is Bill Cosby like the The Wizard of Oz?

Cosby Cosby Cosby Cosby cos, because of the wonderful things he drugs

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Why do waiters like Gorillas better than flies?

Did you ever hear a customer complain 'Waiter there's a Gorilla in my soup!'

How cute does someone have to be for sparks to fly?

Electro

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How many cats does it take for a woman to qualify as a "crazy cat lady?

None. Just a couple of youtube cat videos.

How does a flight of steps check out a woman?

It stares.

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Why does Wonder Woman fly?

Because she can't drive for sh*t.

What's the difference between a baby and a politician?

Saying they are full of sh*t means 2 completely different things.

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What's black and red, flashes like hell and annoys men?

Live Jasmine

What does Gordon program in?

FLASH... AAAHHHHHHHH. Its the language of the universe...