Wonder Woman Jokes

What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying?

I still find you dashing

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Where does Wonder Woman buy all her stuff?

Amazon.

What do you call it when Wonder Woman does too many drugs?

Heroine overdose

Why did Superman dump Lois for Wonder Woman?

He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.

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Why did the girl take a ruler to bed?

She wanted to see how long she slept.

What is it that you are both most fearful of?

WIFE: I just...sobbing...don't want the kids to suffer ME: Eels

Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

What do you call stuffing an orifice with chilies?

Jalapenetration.

What did the scarecrow say when the farmer asked him in for dinner?

No thanks, I'm stuffed.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you get if you breed a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief

What do you say when a singer/songwriter poops on your car?

CELINE WUT R U DION

Amazon Jokes More Amazon Jokes

Why do fanfic writers like Amazon Prime?

They get free two-day shipping.

Why does Barbie hate Amazon?

Because they're always putting sales out on ken-dolls.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman made out of beef?

Patty

How are women and rocks alike?

You skip across the flat ones.

Decide Jokes More Decide Jokes

Why did Superman dump Lois for Wonder Woman?

He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.

Why did the entrepreneur decide to go into the landfill business?

He heard it was a growing field.

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

What do you call it when a Catholic renovates his kitchen?

A counter reformation.

Why did the kitchen cross the road?

It saw a Pikachu across the street.

Superman Jokes More Superman Jokes

Why is Batman so jealous of Superman?

Because he has 3 dead parents and Bruce only has 2

What is the difference between Spiderman and Superman?

Peter Parker can swing a web. Clark Kent.