I still find you dashing
Amazon.
Heroine overdose
He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.
Getting denied by a car when hitch-hiking.
Because she didn't like his lack of commitment
It's because that side has more geese.
There's no steering wheel in the back of the bus.
Whatever you want, he can't hear you..
Pupil: I did I shook my head Teacher: You don't expect me to hear it rattling from here do you!
There's no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom.
Because he felt like BACON!
Foreplay
A half hour of begging.
He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.
An old man yelling at the cloud
Me: The bus mostly Interviewer: I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning M: missing the bus
The guy gets fierious.
The turkey - he's always stuffed!
Because they built their stuff with reads!