Wonder Woman Jokes

What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying?

I still find you dashing

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Where does Wonder Woman buy all her stuff?

Amazon.

What do you call it when Wonder Woman does too many drugs?

Heroine overdose

Why did Superman dump Lois for Wonder Woman?

He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.

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Amazon Prime Jokes More Amazon Prime Jokes

Why do fanfic writers like Amazon Prime?

They get free two-day shipping.

What does Wonder Woman call foreplay?

Amazon Prime.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why don't seagulls ever fly over the bay?

Because then they'd be bagels.

Why do buzzards prefer to fly?

Because they really like their carry-on..... yeah total dad joke, i know.

Flash Jokes More Flash Jokes

Why is there no such thing as an epileptic exhibitionist?

Because flashing gives them seizures.

What goes Vroom!..screech..Vroom!..screech?

A blonde at a flashing red light.

League Jokes More League Jokes

Whats the difference between a diamond player and a master player in League of Legends?

About 1400 dollars

What's the difference between In-n-Out Burger French fries and League of Legends?

I can control my salt intake at In-n-out.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What do you call a joke that only works written down instead of told orally?

A sic joke

How do you compliment a girl with a cold sore?

You tell her that her smile is contagious.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a bathroom?

The p is silent.

Why didn't you answer me?

Pupil: I did I shook my head Teacher: You don't expect me to hear it rattling from here do you!

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why are you driving in a bathing suit?

Motorist: I'm in a car pool.

Why was Jesus not born in West Virginia?

Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.

Grey Jokes More Grey Jokes

What's grey carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill?

A get wellephant!

What's grey stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet?

An elephant with an umbrella!