Wonder Woman Jokes

What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying?

I still find you dashing

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Where does Wonder Woman buy all her stuff?

Amazon.

Why did Superman dump Lois for Wonder Woman?

He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.

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Why did the snail paint an S on the back of his car?

So when he drove by people would say, "Hey, look at that S car go!"

What's the difference between a golf ball and a Ford?

You can drive a golf ball 200 yards.

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What do you call 256 Shades of Grey?

Grayscale

What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour?

A jet propelled elephant!

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What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

What does an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac spend his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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What did the teddy bear say after dinner?

I'm stuffed.

Why did the Ape jump off the building?

He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!

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A grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag.

I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'

How can you tell between a graphic designer and recruiter?

Ask them to pronounce "hires"

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What goes zzub zzub?

A bee flying backwards!

How is it that magic carpets are able to fly?

They are powered by turban engines.

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What's the most popular type of car in Turkey?

Coupe

What do you get when you cross an oven with a car?

A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.