Wonder Woman Jokes

What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying?

I still find you dashing

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Where does Wonder Woman buy all her stuff?

Amazon.

What do you call it when Wonder Woman does too many drugs?

Heroine overdose

Why did Superman dump Lois for Wonder Woman?

He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How did OJ respond when his son asked to borrow the car?

GtOnly if you go aks your mother.

When you wife asked you to buy her car, why did you buy her a diamond instead?

Because I couldn't find a fake car.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

How do you ruin a date with Princess Leia?

By saying Alderaan things.

What is your date of birth?

Witness: "July 15th." Lawyer: "What year " Witness: "Every year."

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why does Reddit love Ronda Rousey so much?

She hits women

What do you call a woman that raps about woman's rights?

Feminem

Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

What did Ryu say when he was taking a dump?

IMMM-DUKEN!'

What's the difference between a washing machine and your mom?

The last time I dumped a load into the washing machine, she didn't follow me around for a week!

Foreplay Jokes More Foreplay Jokes

What does Lenny (of Mice and Men) do during foreplay?

Heavy petting.

What does Wonder Woman call foreplay?

Amazon Prime.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Who wants to go to Florida with me?

I heard the clubs are to die for.

Why can't you hear Django coming?

The D is silent.

Heroine Jokes More Heroine Jokes

What's the difference between the Red Hot Chili Peppers and Harriet Tubman?

Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves, but the Red Hot Chili Peppers were slaves to heroin.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do you need to have to do the dishes when you don't want to?

Dishcipline This is literally a joke I told in a dream and I remembered it when waking up.

Why wasn't Thor invited to his brother's surprise party?

Odin wanted to keep it 'Loki'.