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A grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag.

I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'

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Wheres the dinosaur bone exhibit?

Through that door" Thank you very ruff! "What'd you say " *2 dogs fall out of trench coat & run*

A grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag.

I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'

Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a small bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out a window

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What would you like for your last meal?

Woman: "I don't know, what do you want "

Why is Dracula's favorite subject in school Math?

Because he likes to Count.

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How does the Asian chef get to work?

He woks.

Whats black and isn't working?

Black lives matter.

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How do you cure a mute coworker?

Tell them a secret

How do you tell the difference between Al Gore and the secret service when they're in the same room?

Al Gore's the stiff one.

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When someone asks "You know what I think?

I say "Yes I do". End of discussion.

What is Blair Walsh's favorite song?

I have no idea honestly, you would have to ask him

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What happened when the cow tried to milk itself?

It was an udder catastrophe.

How do you know if you are drowning in milk?

If it's pasturize

Carton Jokes More Carton Jokes

A grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag.

I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'

Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of milk in the fridge?

In case she wanted black coffee.