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A grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag.

I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'

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Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

What kind of amphibian is hired to take your car away?

Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.

Where do American bees store their honey?

In a USBee hive. Thank my ten year old for that one.

Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a small bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

Why did Bill Cosby go to Japan with a bag of roofies?

He had Jello fever!

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What do you call a man who used to like tractors?

An extractor fan!

Why does the NBA finish in June?

She likes it.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How is your job and your wife different?

I don't mind telling work the other jobs I've done

What does a stoner do to work out?

Kush ups

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a computer scientist and an aspiring music artist?

Ask them what 'unsigned' means.

Why can't you tell a joke in a cornfield?

Because the stalks are all ears.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

Why don't you ask Joseph, the carpenter?

God: Uh huge grin cos I'm banging his wife raises hand up top

What happened when a ghost asked for a brandy at his local pub?

The landlord said "Sorry we don't serve spirits."

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What do you call a cow that doesn't produce milk?

A milk dud.

How do you know when it's okay to swim in a pool of milk?

When it's past your eyes.

Carton Jokes More Carton Jokes

Why was the blond staring at a carton of orange juice?

Because it said concentrate.

Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of milk in the fridge?

In case she wanted black coffee.