I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'
I Excel at it." "Did you just make a Microsoft Office pun, sir " "Word." Edit: thanks u/SteveJobsiGhost
Because 31OCT == 25DEC (thank you very much)
Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.
Eric Clapton wouldnt let a bag full of cocaine fall off the window
Tender: I usually like rum in Diet Coke. Man: how do you get a Roman in a Diet Coke Tender: *facepalm*
A joke.
HR Department.
Whorechata. Probably my best original, lemme know what you think.
Look for gray hares.
Your PUN-unciation
Walk this way
Do I have to ask them to resend the authentication email, update my address or do I have to go to my local white privilege depot to request the trial edition of white privilege before I get the real thing?
The cow has the udder.
Because with only 2 nuts, one sausage, and a little bit of milk, they can fill a woman's stomach for 9 months.
In case she wanted black coffee.
