A grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag.

I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'

Nobody ever says "Thank you for your service" to the latter.

Why can't priests have children?

Because choir boys can't get pregnant, thank God.

Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

What do you call a bag that never approaches anything?

An asymp-tote*

Whats the difference between a baby and a 10g of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldnt let a bag full of cocaine fall off the window

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Why don't churches, synagogues, mosques and temples have Wi-Fi?

Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.

Why will you never see a stag on the internet?

They like to stay anony-moose

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you call hiring German engineers to work on your overseas project?

Krautsourcing

Who's there! Bean! Bean who?

Bean working very hard today!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell a Bernie Sanders supporter from a hillary supporter?

There age

What did a bad teacher tell their wisecracking student?

Don't get smart with me.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch?

Tea Rex

Why did the Band Geek ask the Football star for tips?

Because he's a waiter. (lol)

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

How do you know if you are drowning in milk?

If it's pasturize

What do you milk you can't see?

Pasteurized milk.

Carton Jokes More Carton Jokes

Why was the blond staring at a carton of orange juice?

Because it said concentrate.