I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'
Is it my hair Her: no Me: MY LOOKS! Her: no, it's your personality Me: oh thank god
Dead silence. What's the sound of a one-handed zombie clapping? Undead silence. Thanks to my gaming group for those.
How much do the potatoes cost " - "2.50" - "And the bag" - "The bag is free" - "Ok, give me the bag"
One I say one.
It doesn't like Cats.
A one trip pony
Here's 10 reasons why I should get the job "ok" Number 7 will shock you "You're hired"
Because Ken always came in another box.
You throw him a lifesaver and tell him to grab on to it.
Well first you're are in an argument on Facebook.
Ask them to say the word, "unionized".
They don't say please when I'm paying. They say, "That'll be $5". I should be able to say, "That'll be a sandwich."
Pasteurized milk.
Because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3
In case she wanted black coffee.
