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What's the difference between a 4 year old boy and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

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How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips?

As soon as you open it, you realize it's half empty.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year-old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!

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What did the undertaker say as the coffin fell out of the car?

We'll have to rehearse that.

Which family in Game of Thrones fell down the stairs?

The Bannisters

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What's the difference between a bindle of cocaine and a baby?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let one fall out the window

What's the difference between a four year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

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What's the difference between a 100 year old and a 4 year old?

What base you're counting in.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4-year old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out a 53rd-story window!

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Whats the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window

What do you get when when you mix cocaine and LSD?

Time