What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of Coke?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo fall out of a window

This joke may have profanity.
Previous Random Joke Next
Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a Harley Davidson?

The vacuum has the dirtbag on the inside.

What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops after 3 Ho's

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Which street does the police officer live in?

Let's be Avenue

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet?

Just the people who were in charge of that decision.

Coke Jokes More Coke Jokes

How do you make an elephant float?

A can of coke, a scoop of vanilla ice cream, and an elephant.

What type of doctor prescribes Coke and 7-up for a living?

A Poptometrist!

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why did Windows skip 9?

Because 7 ate 9.

Why did Microsoft skip Windows 9 and go straight to 10?

Because seven "ate" nine.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster?

A baby in two dumpsters.

Why did the momma pepper tuck in her baby?

Because he was a little chili (Actually came up with this while making chili)

Eric Clapton Jokes More Eric Clapton Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a seven year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window. EDIT: Damn it he was four

What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton won't let a bag of cocaine fall out of the window.