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What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of Coke?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo fall out of a window

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Whats the difference between a genie and a genius?

A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.

What's the difference between humor and odor?

Humor is a shift of wit...

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Why should you never stand behind Elsa from Frozen?

You never know when she'll Let it Go.

How do you pump up a room full of shy introverts?

LETS GET READY TO MUMBLE!!!

Coke Jokes More Coke Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of Coke?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo fall out of a window

What do you call a person who drinks way too much soda?

A Coke-o-nut.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of Coke?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo fall out of a window

What's the difference between a four-year-old and a bag of cocaine?

There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How do you explain a man birthing a baby?

Taco Bell for lunch

Why couldn't the baby Jesus be born in Montana?

They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin!

Eric Clapton Jokes More Eric Clapton Jokes

What's the difference between a 4 year old boy and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

Why did Eric Clapton make the switch from PC to Apple?

Well because he had a horrible experience with windows. (credit to Neil Hamburger for this amazing joke)