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What is the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would NEVER drop a bag of cocaine.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train the other trains the mind.

What's the difference between someone falling from 21st floor and 1st floor?

21st floor person goes: AHHHHHHHHHH 1st floor goes: AHHHHHHHHHH

Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out the window

Whats the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

How do you get dragon pee?

Drop your catheter bag.

Why do you always need to take 2 baptists on a fishing trip instead of one?

If you take one, he'll drink all of your beer, If you take 2 neither will drink a drop

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's blue, small and sits in a corner?

A baby with its hand in the power socket.

What do you call a half-white and half-Hispanic baby?

A baby.

Eric Clapton Jokes More Eric Clapton Jokes

What's the difference between a four year old and a baggie of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a baggie of cocaine fall out the window.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4-year old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out a 53rd-story window!

Cocaine Jokes More Cocaine Jokes

What's the difference between a four year old and a baggie of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a baggie of cocaine fall out the window.

How does the drug addict know the cocaine is good quality?

He just nose. All credit to my BFF