What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of Coke?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo fall out of a window

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the charismatics and the nacists?

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What do you get when you have one pinion nut in one hand, and two pinion nuts in another?

A difference of a pinion!

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why are you letting people touch your new born?

I don't let people touch my new iPhone

Whatever shall we do?

Let us spray!" replied the other.

Coke Jokes More Coke Jokes

What type of doctor prescribes Coke and 7-up for a living?

A Poptometrist!

Why didn't the weightlifter like doing chest exercises with Coke cans?

Because it was soda pressing.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What did the bird say when it flew into the window?

Owl

Why did Eric Clapton move from PC to Mac?

He had a bad experience with Windows

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What did the baby dolphin do when he didn't get his way?

He whale-d

What do you call it when fish stop having babies?

Minnow-pause

Eric Clapton Jokes More Eric Clapton Jokes

What's the difference between a small child and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out a window