Who wouldn't let the gorilla in the ballet?

Just... the person responsible for making those decisions...

Previous Random Joke Next

Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you call it when someone resuscitates a person who chokes on alcohol?

La chaim-lich maneuver.

How do Iranians speak on the telephone?

Persian-to-Persian (person-to-person).

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit!

Why should you not let your kids go to Korean Discos?

Because you don't want them hanging around Parks at night.

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

Why are beekeepers opposed to keeping gorillas in captivity?

They're ape purists

What do you call it when a gorilla takes martial arts lessons?

Kong-fu

Ballet Jokes More Ballet Jokes

Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes?

Could they not hire taller dancers

Why can't cows do ballet?

Because they lactose.

Decision Jokes More Decision Jokes

What do you call it if you were to second guess your decision to book time at a Native American community?

That's a reservation reservation reservation. (Credit to Brian Regan)

Where do war generals make decisions?

In a think tank