Who wouldn't let the gorilla in the ballet?

Just... the person responsible for making those decisions...

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What's the difference between a piano, a tuna and a jar of glue?

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Unfazed*

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Let MEEEOOOOOOOOWWWWWWt

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Because she'd just "let it go".

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A Gorilla

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Who wouldn't let the gorilla in the ballet?

Just... the person responsible for making those decisions...

Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes?

Could they not hire taller dancers

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What do you call it if you were to second guess your decision to book time at a Native American community?

That's a reservation reservation reservation. (Credit to Brian Regan)

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet?

Just the people who were in charge of that decision.