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Who wouldn't let the gorilla in the ballet?

Just... the person responsible for making those decisions...

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

Why do the ladies love Jesus?

This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!

What dose a device that makes electricity and a person who likes a comment on caitlyn's face book page have in common?

They are both generators (jenner-rater)

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why don't you shoo those flies?

Bull: I'll let them go barefoot!

What did one tornado say to the other?

A. "Let's twist again like we did last summer...."

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

What's the difference between a small child and a gorilla?

People actually care if a gorilla dies.

How do you tell a rabbit from a gorilla?

A rabbit doesn't look like a gorilla.

Ballet Jokes More Ballet Jokes

Why can't cows do ballet?

Because they lactose.

Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes?

Could they not hire taller dancers

Decision Jokes More Decision Jokes

Who wouldn't let the gorilla in the ballet?

Just... the person responsible for making those decisions...

How does a penguin make a decision?

Flipper coin. Again, I shall take my leave.