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Who wouldn't let the gorilla in the ballet?

Just... the person responsible for making those decisions...

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you call a insomniac dyslexic agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog!

What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What is another term for ob gyn?

A Klingon! since obstetrician gynaecologist is too long, and OB GYN doesn't make sense,lets call them Klingons

Why wouldn't they let Helen Keller drive a car?

Because she was a woman

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

Which technique does a Gorilla borrow from another animal when it gets romantic?

The bear hug!

What did the Gorilla say to his friend when he called him back on the phone?

You-Rang-a-Tang

Ballet Jokes More Ballet Jokes

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet?

Just the people who were in charge of that decision.

Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes?

Could they not hire taller dancers

Decision Jokes More Decision Jokes

What do you call it if you were to second guess your decision to book time at a Native American community?

That's a reservation reservation reservation. (Credit to Brian Regan)

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet?

Just the people who were in charge of that decision.