Decision Jokes

Who wouldn't let the gorilla in the ballet?

Just... the person responsible for making those decisions...

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How does a penguin make a decision?

Flipper coin.

What do you call it when you second guess your decision to book a stay at a Native American resort?

A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!

How does a group of dolphin's make a decision?

Flipper coin!

What's the difference between "choice" and "choose?

Choice" is your ability to make decisions, "choose" are what Mexicans put on their feet.

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet?

Just the people who were in charge of that decision.

Where do war generals make decisions?

In a think tank

What do you call it if you were to second guess your decision to book time at a Native American community?

That's a reservation reservation reservation. (Credit to Brian Regan)

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What strengths do you bring to the job?

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What kind of bird brings no babies?

A swallow.

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How much poutine was left after the hockey game?

Nunavet

What do you get when you do laundry and accidentally leave chocolate in your pocket?

Lindt chocolate.

Row Jokes More Row Jokes

What do you get when 100 rabbits stand in a row and 99 take a step back?

A receding hare line.

What is the Cuban national anthem?

Row Your Boat!

Choose Jokes More Choose Jokes

Why should've Christians chosen farts over bread?

It's more fun to break wind

Why does California have more lawyers and New Jersey have more toxic waste dumps?

New Jersey got to choose first

Flipper Coin Jokes More Flipper Coin Jokes

How does a group of dolphin's make a decision?

Flipper coin!

How does a penguin make a decision?

Flipper coin.

Reservation Reservation Reservation Jokes More Reservation Reservation Reservation Jokes

What do you have when you are having second thoughts about your booking on Native American land?

Reservation reservation reservations.

What do you call it if you were to second guess your decision to book time at a Native American community?

That's a reservation reservation reservation. (Credit to Brian Regan)

Ballet Jokes More Ballet Jokes

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet?

Just the people who were in charge of that decision.

Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes?

Could they not hire taller dancers

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?

Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!

What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?

He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'