Decision Jokes

Who wouldn't let the gorilla in the ballet?

Just... the person responsible for making those decisions...

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How does a penguin make a decision?

Flipper coin.

What do you call it when you second guess your decision to book a stay at a Native American resort?

A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!

How does a group of dolphin's make a decision?

Flipper coin!

What's the difference between "choice" and "choose?

Choice" is your ability to make decisions, "choose" are what Mexicans put on their feet.

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet?

Just the people who were in charge of that decision.

Where do war generals make decisions?

In a think tank

What do you call it if you were to second guess your decision to book time at a Native American community?

That's a reservation reservation reservation. (Credit to Brian Regan)

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A 2nd born.

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That's a reservation reservation reservation. (Credit to Brian Regan)

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Why do the English drink warm beer?

Lucas refrigerators.

What if George Lucas was the new Supreme Court justice?

Lucas gets indicted after video surfaces of him tampering with previous decisions he made.

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Why did George Lucas Cross The Road?

To urinate on my childhood and sell it back to be on blu-ray for $80.

Which fraternity was George Lucas in during College?

Psi Phi.

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What Supreme Court decision applies to fishermen bringing a small boat to shore?

Row v. Wade

What did the pool cleaner say to the impatient swimmer?

Whoa, whoa, whoa... Wade just a minute.

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What Supreme Court decision applies to fishermen bringing a small boat to shore?

Row v. Wade

Why can't you play cards on a small boat?

Because someone is always sitting on the deck.

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What do you call a reptile that loves putting things in groups?

A segreGATOR

Why do soviet policemen travel in groups of three?

One to read, one to write, and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.