Decision Jokes

Who wouldn't let the gorilla in the ballet?

Just... the person responsible for making those decisions...

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How does a penguin make a decision?

Flipper coin. Again, I shall take my leave.

What do you call it when you second guess your decision to book a stay at a Native American resort?

A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!

How does a group of dolphin's make a decision?

Flipper coin!

What's the difference between "choice" and "choose?

Choice" is your ability to make decisions, "choose" are what Mexicans put on their feet.

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet?

Just the people who were in charge of that decision.

Where do war generals make decisions?

In a think tank

What do you call it if you were to second guess your decision to book time at a Native American community?

That's a reservation reservation reservation. (Credit to Brian Regan)

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Put em' to work!... On a gospel record.

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A voice.

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What do you call 5 people sitting In two rows?

Tetris

What do you call a row of boxers?

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Lucas gets indicted after video surfaces of him tampering with previous decisions he made.

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You can get a prosecutor to indict the ham sandwich.

Lucas Jokes More Lucas Jokes

Why do the English drink warm beer?

Lucas refrigerators.

What if George Lucas was the new Supreme Court justice?

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Both terms are almost universally misunderstood by the people to whom they apply.

Why wasn't the man considered attractive?

The laws of gravity didn't apply to him.

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What's black and dangerous and lives in a tree?

A gorilla with a machine gun.

What political party entices most Gorillas?

The Treepublican Party!

Choose Jokes More Choose Jokes

Why did the customer choose T-Mobile?

Because he wanted the worst cellphone service in the world.

Why couldn't the dolphin choose a career?

She had no sense of porpoise.