Decision Jokes

Who wouldn't let the gorilla in the ballet?

Just... the person responsible for making those decisions...

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How does a penguin make a decision?

Flipper coin.

What do you call it when you second guess your decision to book a stay at a Native American resort?

A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!

How does a group of dolphin's make a decision?

Flipper coin!

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet?

Just the people who were in charge of that decision.

Where do war generals make decisions?

In a think tank

What do you call it if you were to second guess your decision to book time at a Native American community?

That's a reservation reservation reservation. (Credit to Brian Regan)

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Could they not hire taller dancers

Why can't cows do ballet?

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What do you mean you only brought two ants!

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Quack.

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How does a group of dolphin's make a decision?

Flipper coin!

How does a penguin make a decision?

Flipper coin.

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What was more important than the invention of the first telephone?

The second telephone.

Which 2 Birthdays go by the quickest?

The twenty second ones and the thirty second ones

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What do you call it when you second guess your decision to book a stay at a Native American resort?

A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!

What do you call it if you were to second guess your decision to book time at a Native American community?

That's a reservation reservation reservation. (Credit to Brian Regan)

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What did the Mexican Firefighter name his two children?

Jose and Hose B

What did the Mexican princess ask her sister?

Tijuana build a snowman