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What did the Mexican princess ask her sister?

Tijuana build a snowman

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What will Tesla build this Christmas to help santa deliver presents?

An elf driving car

What do you call a Graveyard built on sandstone?

A sedimentary.

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What makes a Mexican saddest about the rise of ebooks?

The closing of the Borders.

How do you start a Mexican bedtime story?

Juans upon a time.

Snowman Jokes More Snowman Jokes

Why did the snowman get fired from his job?

He was a snow call, snow show.

Where do snowmen go to dance?

The snowball!

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How to tell if someone has Rhotacism?

Ask them to pronounce it.

How did Paul, the octopus, originally die?

Torres went and asked Paul proudly, "How many goals will I end up with after thia this World Cup " Paul died laughing.

Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

Why was this in the trash?

Me: 6: Me: It was too good. I didn't want to make your sisters jealous.

What does Santa say when he meets your wife, your sister and your mother?

HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!