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What did the Mexican princess ask her sister?

Tijuana build a snowman

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What do you call it when you build a second portal on Minecraft?

Anether(another) Nether

Why did the console peasants cross the road?

To render the building on the other side. Console Peasants :DD "Shame of galaxy"

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What's the motto of the Mexican army?

An Army of Juan

Why do Mexicans make refried beans?

Ever heard of a Mexican doing something right the first time

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What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman?

Have an ice day!

What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby's crib?

A snowmobile!

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What's wrong with them?

His boss asks. "I just can't see myself coming to work today."

What's the hardest part about working as a nurse or doctor at a women's hospital?

When you ask the patients "what's the problem " They'll say "nothing"

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What did the Mexican princess ask her sister?

Tijuana build a snowman

What did one cell say to his sister after she stepped on him?

Mitosis. Huehuehuehuehuehue