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Why do hamburgers feel sad at barbecues?

They get to meet their old flames!

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How do you feel when there's no coffee?

Depresso.

What is the worst part of a prostate exam?

Feeling the doctor's hands on your shoulders.

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Why Romeo could not meet Juliet at an Apple Store?

Poor Juliet! Did not know Apple stores don't have Windows!

What do Asians meeting up at their favorite Chinese take-out say?

Where my dogs at

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How do we know hamburgers have high IQ's?

They 'loin' fast!

Why do hamburgers feel sad at barbecues?

They get to meet their old flames!

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What does a cannibal bring to a barbecue?

OC) Brats!

Why can't you barbecue in Amsterdam?

Because the steaks are too high.