Why do hamburgers feel sad at barbecues?

They get to meet their old flames!

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What did the fish say when it crashed into a wall?

Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)

How does it feel son?

Astronaut: Feels pretty good to be 33 million miles away from Dave Matthews Band

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What do you call the place where lesbian Eskimos meet up?

A Klondike Bar

How do you know that someone you met is a Harvard graduate?

He already told you so.

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What kind of girl does a hamburger like?

Any girl named Patty!

What do you call a bull that runs into a threshing machine?

Hamburger!

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What did one termite say to another in a burning building?

Barbecue tonight!

Where is the best place to find hot grills?

A barbecue