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Why do hamburgers feel sad at barbecues?

They get to meet their old flames!

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What if I have to poop?

D: Then you should go now. *awkward pause* "Thanks I feel better."

Why can't you feel photons?

Because they are light.

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Where do birds meet for coffee?

In a nest-cafe!

What does 2 electrons say when the meet each other?

Hey, watt's up?

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When do hamburgers most enjoy watching TV?

During PRIME time!

How can you tell if a hamburger was grilled in space?

It's a little meteor.

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What did the black student get on his SATs?

Barbecue sauce

What did the black kid get on his SAT?

Barbecue sauce