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Why do hamburgers feel sad at barbecues?

They get to meet their old flames!

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Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof?

Because he wanted to feel his oats!

Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday?

Because people kept toasting him!

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What did the gold miner say when he met the singer of Pink Floyd?

Au

Why Romeo could not meet Juliet at an Apple Store?

Poor Juliet! Did not know Apple stores don't have Windows!

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What did the hamburger say when it pleaded 'not guilty'?

I've been flamed!

Why do hamburgers make poor pigeons?

They won't talk no matter how you grill them!

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Why didn't the Blonic Pig get a TV series of his own?

He made the mistake of going to a barbecue with the Bionic Man and the Blonic Woman.

What did one termite say to another in a burning building?

Barbecue tonight!