Why do hamburgers feel sad at barbecues?

They get to meet their old flames!

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How did Spartacus feel about going down on his wife?

He was gladiator

What's the normal amount of hair to mail someone?

I feel like this is a lot of hair I'm mailing to someone

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Where are a squirrel and a chipmunk most likely to meet?

A nut house.

Why arent koalas actual bears?

They dont meet the koalafications.

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How are UFO's related to hamburgers?

Both are Unidentified Frying Objects!

What do you do meet an old friend?

What do you do when someone throws a ball What do you put on a hamburger What do you find in a litter box

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What does a cannibal bring to a barbecue?

OC) Brats!

What Do You Call A Line Of Men Waiting For A Haircut?

A Barbecue. Christmas crackers are just full of laughs.