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What happens to a laffy taffy joke in the rain?

It makes me laugh a little bit, in the rain.

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How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

What happened after the King of All Cosmos destroyed the stars in a drunken rage?

Divine intervention. edit: Oh.

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How does an octopus make you laugh?

With ten-tickles

What do you call a laughing labradoodle?

A snickerdoodle.

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When did you first miss it dear?

Professor: When I reached up to close it after the rain had stopped.

What is Santa saying to Mrs. Claus right now?

I told you it would rain, dear.