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What happens when a blonde wins a gold medal at the Olympics?

She has it bronzed.

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What happens when a pope dies?

Another pops up.

What happens when Vladimir Putin stands up too fast?

Head Russian...

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Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party?

Because he just came to pick up his little sister.

Why did the hick move to a toxic waste dump after winning the lottery?

They heard it was a Superfund site.

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

Why can't Mexico field a winning Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US.

What did the Olympic size swimming pool say to the kiddie pool?

I can't be your friend anymore you're just too shallow!

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Whats better then getting a gold medal in the Paralympics?

Walking.

Why has the pope never won a gold medal?

Because he always came in a little behind.

Bronze Jokes More Bronze Jokes

Why isn't suntanning an olympic sport?

Because the best you can ever get is bronze.

What happens when a blonde wins a gold medal at the Olympics?

She has it bronzed.