Because the best you can get is bronze.
She has it bronzed.
Because the best you can ever get is bronze.
Seven. One to change it, two to take pictures, and four to make t-shirts for the event.
Let's throw a party while we're at it.
Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.
Tooth hurty.
A root bear! (I came up with this joke a few minutes ago. I hope it's funny)
Because the snowblower was coming.
His portrait only need one nail
Because they Pac-12 of everything.
Thirdperson.
Caaaaarl!!
He got the cold shoulder.
Diamond