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Bronze Jokes

Why isnt suntanning an Olympic sport?

Because the best you can get is bronze.

$Your Age Is Only Math$

Your Age Is Only Math

What happens when a blonde wins a gold medal at the Olympics?

She has it bronzed.

Why isn't suntanning an olympic sport?

Because the best you can ever get is bronze.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many eye doctors does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, or two? One, or two?

How many hamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

Why did the hipster burn his fingers?

Because he changed the light bulb before it was cool

How many golfers does it take to change a light bulb?

FORE!

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?

A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.

How many corporate drones does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

That's impossible, because they can't climb the ladder.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Why is a toothbrush a "tooth" brush?

Cause it was invented in Alabama! Inspiration came from the comments(http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825 irpc=932)

How do computers measure pain?

Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why did Adrian Peterson sign with the Minnesota Twins?

Because they needed a switch-hitter.

What is the best offensive joke you have? Can you make me laugh?

Read all the other threads. I need new content. The old stuff is getting, well old. Here's my contribution. Have you head of the new drinking game? The mike brown special: stand there and take 12 shots. What's the difference between mike brown and a college kid? College kids can handle more shots before they fall down.

Ladder Jokes More Ladder Jokes

How many Freudian psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the ladder and one to screw your mother - I mean light bulb!

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, one to climb the ladder, one to shake it, and one to sue the ladder company.

Rick Jokes More Rick Jokes

What happened when Rick fell down a hill?

Rick rolled.

What happens when you combine Rick & Morty with a Solar Flare?

You get Solar Morty and WOOOoooooo!

Morty Jokes More Morty Jokes

What do you call a Rick and Morty fan with a bronze medal?

Thirdperson.

What happens when you combine Rick & Morty with a Solar Flare?

You get Solar Morty and WOOOoooooo!