Bronze Jokes

Why isnt suntanning an Olympic sport?

Because the best you can get is bronze.

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What happens when a blonde wins a gold medal at the Olympics?

She has it bronzed.

Why isn't suntanning an olympic sport?

Because the best you can ever get is bronze.

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Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.

Why aren't there any Mexican swimmers in the Olympics?

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Why'd the farmer win the lifetime achievement award?

Because he was always out standing in his field.

What did you win?

Atrophy

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What do you call a book club that's been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

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He won't ever give you *Up*.

What happened when Rick fell down a hill?

Rick rolled.

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How many corporate drones does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

That's impossible, because they can't climb the ladder.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder.

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What happens when skin touches skin, hair touches hair, and Balls Disappear?

You Blink Your Eyes.

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They get toad.

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How many mens' rights activists does out take to change a lightbulb?

Well, not all of them.

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Why was 'EE' acting so funny?

He needed to 'P'

What's the difference between us and the dinosaurs?

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