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What did the Cannibal get when he was late to dinner?

They gave him the cold shoulder.

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Why do cannibals never go hungry?

Because they can make themselves dinner.

What do you give a cannibal late for Sunday lunch?

The cold shoulder

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What are two things dinosaurs can't have for dinner?

Breakfast and lunch.

What do you give an octomom for Mother's Day?

A spatula. Maybe she'll be more responsible making dinner than making babies.

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What happened to the cannibal who was late for dinner?

He got the cold shoulder.

What do cannibals get when they are late for dinner?

The cold shoulder