What did the Cannibal get when he was late to dinner?

They gave him the cold shoulder.

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Why did the cannibal get banned from the hospital?

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Why was the cannibal sad at dinner?

Because he got the cold shoulder.

What did the Cannibal get when he was late to dinner?

They gave him the cold shoulder.