What did the Cannibal get when he was late to dinner?

They gave him the cold shoulder.

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Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal?

Because he ate his ant for dinner!

Why did the cannibal live on his own?

He was fed up with other people.

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What did the time traveller do after he ate the last bite of his dinner?

He went back 4 seconds.

What did the sea monster have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

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What did the late arriving cannibal receive at the dinner party?

The cold shoulder.

What did the cannibal get when he showed up late to the luncheon?

The cold shoulder.