What did the Cannibal get when he was late to dinner?

They gave him the cold shoulder.

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What drink does a cannibal have after a long day?

A handshake!

What has 4 legs in the morning, two at lunch, and three in the evening?

A cannibal

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Why does Superman get invited to dinners?

Because he is a Supperhero.

What do waiters want most after dinner?

The tip!

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What happened to the cannibal who was late for dinner?

He got the cold shoulder.

What did the late arriving cannibal receive at the dinner party?

The cold shoulder.