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What did the Cannibal get when he was late to dinner?

They gave him the cold shoulder.

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What happens to the cannibal who is late to the party?

He gets the cold shoulder.

Why do cannibals hate Pentecostals?

Because they're always throwing up their hands.

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What are two things dinosaurs can't have for dinner?

Breakfast and lunch.

Why does Superman get invited to dinners?

Because he is a Supperhero.

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What did the cannibal get when he showed up late to the luncheon?

The cold shoulder.

What happened to the cannibal who was late for dinner?

He got the cold shoulder.