Why was the cannibal sad at dinner?

Because he got the cold shoulder.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Dinner

Why would you put a baby in a blender feet first?

So you can make dinner and get head at the same time.

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What did the late arriving cannibal receive at the dinner party?

The cold shoulder.

What happens to the cannibal who is late to the party?

He gets the cold shoulder.