Why was the cannibal sad at dinner?

Because he got the cold shoulder.

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What do waiters want most after dinner?

The tip!

What did the time traveller do after he ate the last bite of his dinner?

He went back 4 seconds.

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What do cannibals get when they are late for dinner?

The cold shoulder

What did the Cannibal get when he was late to dinner?

They gave him the cold shoulder.