Why was the cannibal sad at dinner?

Because he got the cold shoulder.

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What do mechanical keyboards want for dinner?

Chicken ticka ticka ticka masala

Why did the Italian miss his dinner?

It'a was'a pasta his bed time

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What happens to the cannibal who is late to the party?

He gets the cold shoulder.

What did the late arriving cannibal receive at the dinner party?

The cold shoulder.