Why was the cannibal sad at dinner?

Because he got the cold shoulder.

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What do rodents do after dinner?

Gopher a walk.

What came first: the chicken or the egg?

The egg because I ate egg for breakfast and chicken for dinner.

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What did the cannibal get when he showed up late to the party?

A cold shoulder

What did the late arriving cannibal receive at the dinner party?

The cold shoulder.