Why was the cannibal sad at dinner?

Because he got the cold shoulder.

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Who's there! Bernadette! Bernadette who?

Bernadette ate all my dinner and now I'm starving!

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What did the Cannibal get for dinner after offending his wife?

The cold shoulder.

What did the cannibal get when he arrived late for dinner?

The cold shoulder!