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Why was the cannibal sad at dinner?

Because he got the cold shoulder.

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What do sea monsters have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

How does Batman's mom call him home for dinner?

She doesn't because she's dead.

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What did the cannibal get when he showed up late to the party?

A cold shoulder

What do you get when an ice-cream truck breaks down on the side of the road?

A cold shoulder.